Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Andy’s Ancestry

Vol. 9 · Issue 3Scranton, PA

Andy thinks he’s related to Michelle Obama, but things get awkward when the office starts digging into his family's past. You can read through every line from the episode here, including Dwight’s fake Dothraki lessons and Pam helping Nellie practice for her driving test. It’s all recorded, from the iconic "Asian Jim" cold open to the very last quote.

Scene 01

14 lines
Fake Jim
Dwight Schrute
Fake Jim
Dwight Schrute
Fake Jim
Dwight Schrute
Fake Jim
Voicemail
Voicemail
Dwight Schrute
Fake Jim
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Fake Jim

Scene 02

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Pam Beesly

Scene 03

2 lines
Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute

Scene 04

4 lines
Erin Hannon
Darryl Philbin
Erin Hannon
Darryl Philbin

Scene 05

1 line
Darryl Philbin

Scene 06

4 lines
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute

Scene 07

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Dwight Schrute

Scene 08

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Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute

Scene 09

11 lines
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Andy Bernard
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Nellie & Pam
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 10

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Nellie Bertram
Andy Bernard
Nellie Bertram
Andy Bernard
Nellie Bertram
Andy Bernard

Scene 11

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Andy Bernard

Scene 12

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Andy Bernard

Scene 13

1 line
Erin Hannon

Scene 14

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 15

2 lines
Pete Miller
Clark Green

Scene 16

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Clark Green
Clark Green
Pete Miller
Clark Green

Scene 17

12 lines
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard

Scene 18

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Andy Bernard

Scene 19

4 lines
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram

Scene 20

3 lines
Oscar Martinez
Phyllis Vance
Stanley Hudson

Scene 21

10 lines
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon

Scene 22

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Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly

Scene 23

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Pam Beesly

Scene 24

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Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly

Scene 25

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Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard

Scene 26

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Darryl Philbin

Scene 27

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Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard

Scene 28

4 lines
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute

Scene 29

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Pete Miller
Erin Hannon
Pete Miller

Scene 30

6 lines
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly

Scene 31

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Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute

Scene 32

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Andy Bernard
Phyllis Vance
Andy Bernard
Andy Bernard

Scene 33

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Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram

Scene 34

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Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram

Scene 35

7 lines
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard

Scene 36

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Jim Halpert

Scene 37

17 lines
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Meredith Palmer
Angela Martin
Phyllis Vance
Kevin Malone
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard

Scene 38

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Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard

Scene 39

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Pam Beesly

Scene 40

26 lines
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin

Scene 41

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Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram

Scene 42

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Nellie Bertram

Scene 43

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Nellie Bertram
Darryl Philbin
Nellie Bertram

Scene 44

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Darryl Philbin
Nellie Bertram

Scene 45

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Jim Halpert

Scene 46

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Pam Beesly

Scene 47

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Pam Beesly
Stanley Hudson

Scene 48

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Pete Miller
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon