Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Andy’s Ancestry

Vol. 9 · Issue 3Scranton, PA

Every line from the episode where Jim and Pam pull off the ultimate 'Asian Jim' prank is right here. You'll find the full script of Andy trying to prove he's related to Michelle Obama, only to realize his family history is a bit more 'Dixie' than he hoped. It's all the best moments, including Dwight's attempt to teach Erin a fake warrior language.

Scene 01

14 lines
Fake Jim
Dwight Schrute
Fake Jim
Dwight Schrute
Fake Jim
Dwight Schrute
Fake Jim
Voicemail
Voicemail
Dwight Schrute
Fake Jim
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Fake Jim

Scene 02

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Pam Beesly

Scene 03

2 lines
Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute

Scene 04

4 lines
Erin Hannon
Darryl Philbin
Erin Hannon
Darryl Philbin

Scene 05

1 line
Darryl Philbin

Scene 06

4 lines
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute

Scene 07

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 08

5 lines
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute

Scene 09

11 lines
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Andy Bernard
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Nellie & Pam
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 10

6 lines
Nellie Bertram
Andy Bernard
Nellie Bertram
Andy Bernard
Nellie Bertram
Andy Bernard

Scene 11

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 12

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 13

1 line
Erin Hannon

Scene 14

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 15

2 lines
Pete Miller
Clark Green

Scene 16

4 lines
Clark Green
Clark Green
Pete Miller
Clark Green

Scene 17

12 lines
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard

Scene 18

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Andy Bernard

Scene 19

4 lines
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram

Scene 20

3 lines
Oscar Martinez
Phyllis Vance
Stanley Hudson

Scene 21

10 lines
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon

Scene 22

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Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly

Scene 23

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Pam Beesly

Scene 24

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Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly

Scene 25

6 lines
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard

Scene 26

1 line
Darryl Philbin

Scene 27

7 lines
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard

Scene 28

4 lines
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute

Scene 29

3 lines
Pete Miller
Erin Hannon
Pete Miller

Scene 30

6 lines
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly

Scene 31

9 lines
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute

Scene 32

4 lines
Andy Bernard
Phyllis Vance
Andy Bernard
Andy Bernard

Scene 33

10 lines
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram

Scene 34

6 lines
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram

Scene 35

7 lines
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard

Scene 36

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 37

17 lines
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Meredith Palmer
Angela Martin
Phyllis Vance
Kevin Malone
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard

Scene 38

9 lines
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard

Scene 39

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 40

26 lines
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin

Scene 41

11 lines
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram

Scene 42

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Nellie Bertram

Scene 43

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Nellie Bertram
Darryl Philbin
Nellie Bertram

Scene 44

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Darryl Philbin
Nellie Bertram

Scene 45

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 46

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 47

2 lines
Pam Beesly
Stanley Hudson

Scene 48

4 lines
Pete Miller
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon