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Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Here Comes Treble

Vol. 9 · Issue 5Scranton, PA

Every line from the Cornell a cappella showdown and Dwight’s pumpkin-head mishap is right here. You can look through the full script to see exactly how Jim and Pam’s big investment fight went down during the Halloween party. It's the perfect place to grab your favorite quotes from Andy and Broccoli Rob's legendary rivalry.

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Dwight Schrute

Scene 02

2 lines
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute

Scene 03

3 lines
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 04

2 lines
Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute

Scene 05

1 line
Dwight Schrute

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1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 07

11 lines
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon
Jim Halpert
Erin Hannon
Jim Halpert
Erin Hannon

Scene 08

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Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 09

19 lines
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
HCT
Andy Bernard
HCT
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Stanley Hudson
Clark Green
Andy Bernard
Meredith Palmer
Andy Bernard

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Andy Bernard

Scene 11

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Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute

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Dwight Schrute

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Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute
Nellie Bertram

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Nellie Bertram

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Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute

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Andy Bernard
HCT

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Andy Bernard

Scene 18

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Andy Bernard
HCT Member #1
Andy Bernard
Andy Bernard
HCT Member #2
Andy Bernard
HCT Member #2
Andy Bernard

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Pete Miller
Creed Bratton

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Creed Bratton

Scene 21

7 lines
Andy Bernard
Broccoli Rob
Andy Bernard
Broccoli Rob
Andy Bernard
Broccoli Rob
Andy Bernard

Scene 22

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Businessman #1
Jim Halpert
Businessman #2
Businessman #3
Businessman #1
Businessman #2
Jim Halpert
Businessman #3
Jim Halpert
Businessman #2
Jim Halpert
Businessman #3
Jim Halpert

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Dwight Schrute
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute

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Andy Bernard
HCT
Andy Bernard
HCT Member #3
Andy Bernard
HCT Member #3
Andy Bernard

Scene 25

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Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
The Senator
Angela Martin
The Senator
Oscar Martinez
The Senator
Angela Martin
The Senator
Oscar Martinez
The Senator

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Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard

Scene 27

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Erin Hannon
HCT Member #3
Erin Hannon
HCT Member #3
Erin Hannon
Pete Miller

Scene 28

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Toby Flenderson
Dwight Schrute
Nellie Bertram
Toby Flenderson
Nellie Bertram
Toby Flenderson
Nellie Bertram
Toby Flenderson
Nellie Bertram
Toby Flenderson
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute
Meredith Palmer
Dwight Schrute
Meredith Palmer
Dwight Schrute
Meredith Palmer
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute
Meredith Palmer
Nellie Bertram

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Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
HCT
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
HCT
Jim Halpert
HCT
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
HCT
Clark Green
Creed Bratton

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Clark Green

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HCT
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
HCT
Pam Beesly

Scene 32

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HCT
Clark Green
Andy Bernard
Clark Green
HCT
Stanley Hudson
Dwight Schrute
HCT Member #3
Darryl Philbin
HCT Member #3
Everyone
HCT
Andy Bernard
HCT Member #3
HCT
Broccoli Rob
Andy Bernard
HCT Member #3
Andy Bernard
HCT Member #3
Andy Bernard
HCT Member #3
Andy Bernard

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Erin Hannon

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Erin Hannon
Broccoli Rob
Andy Bernard
Broccoli Rob
Andy Bernard
Broccoli Rob
Andy Bernard
Broccoli Rob
Andy Bernard
Broccoli Rob
Andy Bernard
Broccoli Rob
Andy Bernard
Broccoli Rob
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard

Scene 35

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Jim Halpert
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

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Kevin Malone

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Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon

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Dwight Schrute
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute
Nellie Bertram
Dwight Schrute

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Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard