Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Secretary's Day

Vol. 6 · Issue 20Scranton, PA

Here is every line from the episode where Michael accidentally blows up Andy and Erin's relationship over some lunch pickles. You'll find the full script right here, including Kevin’s Cookie Monster drama and the moment Jim and Pam accidentally scored a paid vacation. Check out all the best quotes from one of the most awkward Secretary's Days in Dunder Mifflin history.

Scene 01

21 lines
Cookie Monster
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Cookie Monster
Kevin Malone
Phyllis Vance
Kevin Malone
Dwight Schrute
Ryan Howard
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Cookie Monster
Ryan Howard
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Kelly Kapoor
Ryan Howard
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin

Scene 02

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 03

5 lines
Meredith Palmer
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon

Scene 04

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 05

2 lines
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly

Scene 06

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 07

5 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute

Scene 08

9 lines
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard

Scene 09

13 lines
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott

Scene 10

6 lines
Meredith Palmer
Kevin Malone
Darryl Philbin
Kevin Malone
Darryl Philbin
Darryl Philbin

Scene 11

1 line
Kevin Malone

Scene 12

7 lines
Kevin Malone
Gabe Lewis
Kevin Malone
Gabe Lewis
Kevin Malone
Gabe Lewis
Kevin Malone

Scene 13

1 line
Gabe Lewis

Scene 14

3 lines
Gabe Lewis
Kevin Malone
Gabe Lewis

Scene 15

7 lines
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott

Scene 16

3 lines
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon

Scene 17

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 18

31 lines
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Hayworth's waiter
Michael Scott
Hayworth's waiter
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Hayworth's waiter
Michael Scott
Hayworth's waiter
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott

Scene 19

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 20

22 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Meredith Palmer
Pam Beesly
Meredith Palmer
Pam Beesly
Meredith Palmer
Pam Beesly
Meredith Palmer
Pam Beesly
Meredith Palmer
Pam Beesly
Meredith Palmer

Scene 21

7 lines
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Erin Hannon

Scene 22

26 lines
Kelly Kapoor
Ryan Howard
Kelly Kapoor
Ryan Howard
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Gabe Lewis
Jim Halpert
Gabe Lewis
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon

Scene 23

1 line
Gabe Lewis

Scene 24

11 lines
Kevin Malone
Erin Hannon
Kevin Malone
Pam Beesly
Gabe Lewis
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Gabe Lewis
Dwight Schrute
Gabe Lewis
Kevin Malone

Scene 25

4 lines
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott

Scene 26

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 27

8 lines
Angela Martin
Erin Hannon
Angela Martin
Erin Hannon
Angela Martin
Erin Hannon
Angela Martin
Toby Flenderson

Scene 28

7 lines
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly

Scene 29

1 line
Gabe Lewis

Scene 30

14 lines
Pam Beesly
Toby Flenderson
Pam Beesly
Toby Flenderson
Pam Beesly
Gabe Lewis
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Gabe Lewis
Dwight Schrute
Gabe Lewis
Dwight Schrute
Gabe Lewis

Scene 31

8 lines
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard

Scene 32

13 lines
Gabe Lewis
Kelly Kapoor
Gabe Lewis
Oscar Martinez
Meredith Palmer
Gabe Lewis
Dwight Schrute
Gabe Lewis
Kevin Malone
Gabe Lewis
Dwight Schrute
Kevin Malone
Gabe Lewis

Scene 33

12 lines
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott

Scene 34

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 35

1 line
Oscar's voice from the computer

Scene 36

1 line
Kevin Malone

Scene 37

10 lines
Phyllis Vance
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Kevin Malone
Kelly Kapoor
Oscar Martinez
Pam Beesly
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone