Scene 011 lineOscar MartinezOpen quote: Yesterday, Angela may or may not have figured out that I’m having an affair with her husband. So I just have to wait and see. When she comes in, if she’s cold and awkward and cruel to me, then great, it’s business as usual.
Scene 029 linesOscar MartinezOpen quote: Good morning. (clears throat)Angela MartinOpen quote: Oscar... (sighs) can I ask you a question?Oscar MartinezOpen quote: (whispering) Of course, ask me a que-- questions.Angela MartinOpen quote: Is it cool in here to you?Oscar MartinezOpen quote: (hoarsely) Yes, a little bit. (normal voice) Yes.Angela MartinOpen quote: I think the thermostat is acting up again.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: It’s the stupid thermostat! That thing is a catastrophe. So I’m gonna, um, on your suggestion, get someone to fix it. I’ll just go downstairs.Angela MartinOpen quote: Thank you.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: No, thank you, Angela.
Scene 031 lineOscar MartinezOpen quote: She doesn’t know. I shouldn’t be surprised. This is a woman who married a man who is obviously a homosexual. Basically, she has her head in the sand. In a way I feel sorry for her. I guess the universe rewards true love.
Scene 046 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: Well, well, well, it’s finally happened. Pam has ceased caring.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: These are my painting clothes.I think I’m gonna do it. I am really gonna start painting the warehouse mural today. (Jim applauds)Meredith PalmerOpen quote: Sure you don’t want to put another coat of primer on that Pam?Queen of the primer, that one.Jim HalpertOpen quote: You got this, Beesley. Actually, do you want me to come down and help you get started?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Are you avoiding your phone call?Jim HalpertOpen quote: What? Yeah, right. As if.
Scene 057 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: Today I will be asking David Wallace if I can start working part-time, because the sports marketing company that I started really needs me to be there.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Last week Jim wasn’t there, and they named the company Athlead.Jim HalpertOpen quote: I could have prevented that. So I have to talk to Wallace.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Tell them your opening line.Jim HalpertOpen quote: (sighs) Hey David, how would you like a guy who’s not here as much, gets paid the same amount of salary, and has bigger fish to fry in Philadelphia?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I think it’s good. He likes fishing.Jim HalpertOpen quote: This is gonna be awful.
Scene 061 linePete MillerOpen quote: One of my jobs is to input customer complaints into the computer. And when they’re in, I fill out one of these cards. But the information’s already on the computer, so....why am I filling out the card? I asked Andy, and he told me to “chillax,” and then went away on a big, long boat ride. So here we are. Don’t give me a pointless office chore, because I will build a little paper house. Fight the power.
Scene 0818 linesAngela MartinOpen quote: (upon seeing Dwight naked) Ugh!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Come on in, the water’s fine.Angela MartinOpen quote: Dwight, it’s not that kind of meeting. Put your clothes back on.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I know. That’s not why I’m naked. I always work out without my clothes. (does jumping jacks)Angela MartinOpen quote: Just put them on! Put on your clothes. I need your help. I need someone who can operate outside of the law. Ugh.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Oh, I’m sorry, your vigilante privileges ended when you broke up with me. If I’m not in your panties, I don’t go vigilantes. Why don’t you ask your husband?Angela MartinOpen quote: My marriage is in danger. I don’t know who I can trust. I need someone to be there for me.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (sighs) All right, what are we talking? Surveillance, wire-tapping?Angela MartinOpen quote: Something like that.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Yeah, the less I know, the better. I know just the guy. He was a volunteer sheriff too. Kicked off the force.Angela MartinOpen quote: Can you arrange a meeting?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I can try. I’m gonna use SMS text.Angela MartinOpen quote: Okay.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Text went through.Angela MartinOpen quote: Okay.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: All we can do is sit and wait.Angela MartinOpen quote: Okay.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (phone vibrates) Oh, look at that. Yeah, he’s free anytime. Not a problem.
Scene 097 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: I mean, I can handle any client issues from Philly.David WallaceOpen quote: (on phone) Yeah, but I really need someone in the office. If there’s a crisis -- the more I think about it --Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh, you mean handle it in person. Oh, well, Phyllis and Stanley have agree to cover for me while I’m gone.David WallaceOpen quote: They did?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yep.David WallaceOpen quote: Oh, okay. Well, that is different. In that case, yes-- Maybe this can work.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh, great.
Scene 109 linesStanley HudsonOpen quote: Why should we help you?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Because we’re friends.Stanley HudsonOpen quote: When is my birthday?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Unfair. When’s my birthday?Stanley HudsonOpen quote: I don’t know, because we’re not friends.Jim HalpertOpen quote: How about this-- You let me take you to lunch, and I make my case?Stanley HudsonOpen quote: Now we’re talkin’.Jim HalpertOpen quote: All right.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Yeah.
Scene 1112 linesKevin MaloneOpen quote: Make it go taller.Pete MillerOpen quote: That’s the idea.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: No, not taller this way, taller this way. (gesturing with hands)Pete MillerOpen quote: Well, I’ve gotta build a wider base first before I can go higher.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: You’re not getting this, Peter. Make it go wider... up!Pete MillerOpen quote: Will do.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: (entering) What are y’all doing?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Me and Pete are building a tower.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Cool. It should be taller though, right?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Obviously. He’s a sweet kid, Darryl. But he’s not the sharpest guy in the drawer.Pete MillerOpen quote: Kevin, I can hear you.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Huh?
Scene 1219 linesAngela MartinOpen quote: Ow! Dwight! Ow!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Get in the van.Angela MartinOpen quote: God!TrevorOpen quote: Is it safe to talk?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Well, this documentary crew has been following our every move for the past nine years, but I don’t see them so I think we’re good.Angela MartinOpen quote: So what are your credentials?TrevorOpen quote: I started following people around to get exercise. Turns out, I’m damn good at it.Angela MartinOpen quote: Do you have a gun?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (snickers) Does he own a gun? Show her.TrevorOpen quote: You tell me.Angela MartinOpen quote: What is this?TrevorOpen quote: It’s the receipt for my gun.Angela MartinOpen quote: You don’t carry it with you?TrevorOpen quote: Read the receipt. That’s a $300 gun. Someone could steal it.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Do you have any idea how many guns Trevor’s had stolen from him?TrevorOpen quote: Now I keep it in a safe.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Mm-hmm. Good safe?TrevorOpen quote: Oh, you tell me. (shows Dwight receipt)Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Wow!
Scene 136 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: (studying mural wall) I guess if I make a mistake, I can just paint over it with a shrub or something. It’s just, I think less of paintings with a lot of shrubs. So, I’m gonna limit myself to one shrub.HideOpen quote: You paint wall now?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah. Painting now. I just want to make sure that...HideOpen quote: You paint now.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: It’s probably gonna be a few minutes. So you can just go back to doing whatever you were doing.HideOpen quote: I wait.
Scene 1412 linesMeredith PalmerOpen quote: Sweet.Erin HannonOpen quote: Yay!Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: That’s what I’m talkin’ about.Pete MillerOpen quote: This next card comes to us thanks to Meredith Palmer, who called Eastern Pennsylvania Seminary a, quote ‘sausage factory.’Meredith PalmerOpen quote: Oh OOOH!EveryoneOpen quote: (approving cheers)Meredith PalmerOpen quote: Boom!Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Bang.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Yep, yep, yep.Pete MillerOpen quote: All right. Up next we got a whole lotta Creed.Creed BrattonOpen quote: Let’s find out what I did.Pete MillerOpen quote: All right.
Scene 158 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: You get half now and half upon completion of said job.TrevorOpen quote: And that’s all off the books?Angela MartinOpen quote: Obviously.TrevorOpen quote: Nice. No taxes.Angela MartinOpen quote: Okay, so everything you need to know about the target is in here.TrevorOpen quote: So what’s the job?Angela MartinOpen quote: Murder.TrevorOpen quote: Okay, that’s the big one. That’s the big “M.”
Scene 1622 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: You can’t have someone murdered.Angela MartinOpen quote: What if they deserved it?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: What did they do to you, Angela?Angela MartinOpen quote: They’re sleeping with my husband.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Oh, Monkey. Oh, I feel for you.TrevorOpen quote: This seems a little crazy.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Yes. Crazy. Thank you.TrevorOpen quote: But I think I’m up for it.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No! No!Angela MartinOpen quote: Thank you.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Absolutely not. There are a lot of different ways to get revenge. I’ve had great success by defecating in a paper bag, put it on the porch--TrevorOpen quote: That’s very effective. I’ve been on the receiving end of that quite a few times. It’s devastating.Angela MartinOpen quote: No, no, no. It has to be physical. I want this person to suffer.TrevorOpen quote: What about a knee-capping?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No! You’re not helping, Trevor!Angela MartinOpen quote: Yes, a knee-capping could work.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No. Angela! What are you saying?Angela MartinOpen quote: You said you would be there for me.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I’m trying, but what you’re asking is--Angela MartinOpen quote: It’s the only thing that will make this right.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Okay. But it’s cruel, because a woman with damaged knees can’t scrub worth a damn.TrevorOpen quote: All right, then it’s settled. One knee-capping. Now, the hit goes down at 4:00. Keep in mind, once I leave, there’s no turning back.
Scene 177 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: You know, truth be told, I think all you’ll really be doing is accepting calls from my clients while I’m gone.Stanley HudsonOpen quote: We’ve got all afternoon to talk about that.WaiterOpen quote: Morning, folks.Stanley HudsonOpen quote: I’ll have the surf and turf with a side order of lobster.WaiterOpen quote: Actually, the surf and turf does come with lob--Stanley HudsonOpen quote: Not enough lobster. Side order.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: How much wine do you have?
Scene 182 linesOscar MartinezOpen quote: I brought you a cookie.Angela MartinOpen quote: Oh, thanks, Oscar. You’re such an angel.
Scene 191 lineOscar MartinezOpen quote: (talking into phone) I just gave her a cookie, and she called me an angel, so... yeah, we’re good. Yeah. (exhales) We dodged a bullet, yes. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah-- Well, I gotta go now, but-- Okay, bye. Bye.
Scene 206 linesPete MillerOpen quote: There we go.EveryoneOpen quote: (cheers and applause)Pete MillerOpen quote: Nicely done. Very nicely done. All right, this next one goes to Darryl for pocket dialing a customer while having sex.Nellie BertramOpen quote: Oooohh... you salty dog.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Well, yeah, what can I say, a player’s gotta play.Pete MillerOpen quote: There you go.
Scene 211 lineDarryl PhilbinOpen quote: Actually, that was the sound of me eating spaghetti. But I’m gonna let them think the other thing.
Scene 228 linesKevin MaloneOpen quote: Okay, I got this one.Nellie BertramOpen quote: Oh, be careful! Be careful! Be carefulKevin MaloneOpen quote: No, I got it. Easy does it, everyone. Nobody even take a breath.EveryoneOpen quote: (shouting as tower collapses) Oh no! Kevin!Nellie BertramOpen quote: What did I just say? What did I just say?Pete MillerOpen quote: Hey, hey, hey, it’s just a mistake. Just a mistake. That’s what this tower’s all about -- mistakes. Okay, if you’re afraid of screwing up, the tower’s not for you. Show of hands --- who here has never had a complaint? That’s right. Nobody. See that? Nobody. Okay? Let’s get back to work, huh? Come on, you in?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Yeah.Pete MillerOpen quote: There we go. All right, let’s do it.
Scene 236 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: You know, at the end of the day, it’s really only two days. I mean, I’ll be back in the office. If you need me for an emergency, call me. I’ll be there...Phyllis VanceOpen quote: You know what? I don’t know where the years went. ‘Cause sometimes when I look at my hands, I don’t even recognize them.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Tell me about it.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Whose hands are these? (holding out her hands to Jim) Theyre not my hands. I don’t know.Jim HalpertOpen quote: All right. You know what? Maybe we’ll just... We’ll go slow.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: No. Jim... (wine bottle clangs on plate)
Scene 2416 linesPete MillerOpen quote: All right. Check it out.EveryoneOpen quote: (cheers and applause)Pete MillerOpen quote: Like a Phoenix from the ashes. Ksshhhh!Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Nice. Pretty soon, we’re gonna be at the ceiling.Erin HannonOpen quote: Whoo!Pete MillerOpen quote: Can you hand me a card?Erin HannonOpen quote: Um,. it’s empty.Pete MillerOpen quote: What?Nellie BertramOpen quote: Oh, come on. We could use a blank card.EveryoneOpen quote: No!!Meredith PalmerOpen quote: That’s cheating.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I could get us a complaint.Meredith PalmerOpen quote: You? Little Miss Priss? You wouldn’t fart on a butterfly.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: No, I wouldn’t. I can’t even relate to that impulse. But I bet I could get us a customer complaint. I’d like to try.Nellie BertramOpen quote: Hmm. Yeah. All right! Yea, go, Pam! Pam...EveryoneOpen quote: (chanting) “Pam!”
Scene 2512 linesAngela MartinOpen quote: What? Why did you call me out here?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: The target-- it’s Oscar, isn’t it? He and the senator are gaying each other.Angela MartinOpen quote: I don’t know what you’re talking about.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Your nostrils tell a different story. They flare like that every time you’re engaging in deception. Hello again, naughty nostrils.Angela MartinOpen quote: Fine! It’s Oscar. So what?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Well I could understand you wanting to get a stranger’s knees whacked. But a co-worker-- Dare I say, a friend?Angela MartinOpen quote: Exactly, a friend. Someone who sits next to you year after year, making chitchat and smiling, and all the while running behind your back and defiling your marriage and seducing your husband.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I can’t even imagine how painful this must be for you. But the first ones to break your marriage vows were you and me.Angela MartinOpen quote: Well, you might be right. But it’s too late now.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: What do you mean?Angela MartinOpen quote: He’s here.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No! No, no! (groans)
Scene 2612 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: Oscar? Oscar. Oscar, good. Hey come with me.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: What?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Come -- come with me.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: What are you doing?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: There are a bunch of construction workers in the warehouse without their trousers, drinking diet sodas. You have got to see this. They’re extraordinary.Meredith PalmerOpen quote: Yahtzee.TrevorOpen quote: Sandwich delivery for Mr. Oscar Martinez.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: I am Oscar Martinez.Angela MartinOpen quote: No, not him, not him. Outside. Outside.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Wha-- wh--Angela MartinOpen quote: You know, there’s doughnuts in the break room.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Nice! Yeah.
Scene 2713 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: Listen, I was really wondering if maybe we could lock this down before lunch is over.Stanley HudsonOpen quote: Don’t be pushy Jim. It’s tacky.Jim HalpertOpen quote: All right. Phyllis! Phyllis, that’s-- that’s decorative.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: No, there’s wine in here.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Still decorative.Stanley HudsonOpen quote: Is it white wine?Jim HalpertOpen quote: No.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: (to customer) Can you help me?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Don’t-- don’t-- don’t pole people with knives.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: (groaning while trying to open giant wine bottle) ha ha!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Phyllis! Wow.Stanley HudsonOpen quote: Ooh, bring it over.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Got it.
Scene 285 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: There’s no time to explain. (descending stairs) Okay, actually, there is time to explain. When Angela found out that you seduced her husband, we hired a guy to break your knee caps.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Oh, my God! What is wrong wiht you?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: What is wrong with you? There are a million gorgeous guys in the Scranton Wilkes-Barre area, and you choose the man who’s the father of her child?Oscar MartinezOpen quote: I don’t know what you’re talking about.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Oh, don’t lie. I’m trying to save those precious knees you’re always bragging about. Now, let’s get out of here. He could be right behind us.
Scene 2910 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: Aah! Actually, he’s right in front of us.TrevorOpen quote: Let’s get it on. I’m gonna do this. I might-- I might puke, but I’m gonna do this.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No, Trevor, I am not gonna let you. He’s a Dunder-Mifflin man. He’s my tribe.TrevorOpen quote: I’m sorry, Dwight, but for once in my stupid, stupid life, I’m gonna follow through on something, all right? I have masculinity issues-- Stop! No!Oscar MartinezOpen quote: I got it.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Disarm!TrevorOpen quote: You don’t-- (all three grunting)Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Don’t move. And disarm now! (Oscar gets weapon away from others)TrevorOpen quote: Okay, okay, okay, okay.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No! No, Oscar. He’s a friend. He’s a friend.
Scene 3014 linesErin HannonOpen quote: Okay, the client is Heymont Brake and Tire. They’re family-owned, but don’t let that take away from your edge!Nellie BertramOpen quote: Come on, Pam, I know you can fail. I see failure in you.Creed BrattonOpen quote: Remember, you’re a scumbag, so you think scummy thoughts. Like this.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: (into phone) Hello, this is Pam Halpert. I’m calling from Dunder-Mifflin. Yes, your paper provider. And I just called to say... your mama is so fat, when she wears red, people yell, “Hey, kool-aid.” Yeah, your mama’s fat. This is Pam Halpert.Pete MillerOpen quote: Did she buy it?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Basically I couldn’t tell, but I think...Nellie BertramOpen quote: Were they angry?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I-- I thought they were confused at least...Nellie BertramOpen quote: Okay.Erin HannonOpen quote: Dunder Mifflin. This is Erin. Yes, you can. Okay. I will make sure that goes on file. (hangs up) Ladies and gentlemen, we just lost a client!EveryoneOpen quote: (cheering)Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Nice. Nice.Creed BrattonOpen quote: You did good. You did good.Pete MillerOpen quote: See ya later, Heymont.
Scene 3118 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: No.TrevorOpen quote: If you chase me, I will run so fast. If you catch me I will bite so hard. Got it? Good-bye, my friend.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: What the hell, Dwight?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: See ya later, Trevor.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: you are incorrigible!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I just saved your life. You’re welcome!Oscar MartinezOpen quote: You hired someone to hit me with a pipe!Angela MartinOpen quote: You deserved every bit of it! You made my husband gay.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: What-- what I did was wrong, and I have to live with that every day. But your husband is... gay. He was gay when you married him!Angela MartinOpen quote: No. No.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Angela, until you face that, you’re gonna be confused and angry for all the wrong reasons. But if you want to blame me for the whole thing, go ahead -- I won’t stop you. Hit me. you have my blessing. Hit me.Angela MartinOpen quote: Well are you gonna let go of it? Because part of the blame is definitely on you.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Angela, it’s a lead freaking pipe.Angela MartinOpen quote: God! (kicks Oscar)Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Aah!Angela MartinOpen quote: You were supposed to be my friend.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: I’m so sorry. Angela--Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Oscar.
Scene 3212 linesPete MillerOpen quote: Our crowning complaint card comes to us thanks to Pamela Halpert...EveryoneOpen quote: (cheers and applause)Pete MillerOpen quote: For insulting a client’s recently deceased mother.Nellie BertramOpen quote: Yes!Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I did not know that.Pete MillerOpen quote: Well, a woman who struggled with obesity all her life.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I’m so sorry.Meredith PalmerOpen quote: Wow.Pete MillerOpen quote: yeah. That’s-- that is terrible.EveryoneOpen quote: (cheers and applause as Pete puts last card on tower)Kevin MaloneOpen quote: You did it.Erin HannonOpen quote: Yeah!
Scene 336 linesAngela MartinOpen quote: I feel so stupid. I sit next to him every day.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: You’re not stupid. Jazz is stupid.Angela MartinOpen quote: (crying) Jazz is stupid! I mean, just play the right notes!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I know. You’re gonna be okay, Monkey.Angela MartinOpen quote: I don’t like your friend Trevor.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I don’t like him either. And yet I really like him.
Scene 3412 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: Well, we’re here. Perfect. (covers sleeping Phyllis with his jacket)Phyllis VanceOpen quote: We’re gonna cover for you, ya know.Stanley HudsonOpen quote: (chuckles)Jim HalpertOpen quote: Phyllis, what was that?Phyllis are you dreaming, or--Stanley HudsonOpen quote: (laughing) I did enjoy grinding your beans, son.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: (laughing) Yeah, we really did peel your grapes.Jim HalpertOpen quote: This is hilarious, but we’re gonna stop with all--Stanley HudsonOpen quote: Shuckin’ your peas.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Shuckin’ the peas. You should go back to the first part, though. You are gonna cover for me?Stanley HudsonOpen quote: Yeah.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Of course we are, Jimmy. We love you guys.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh, my God, thank you. (hugging both) Thank you.
Scene 353 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: If you’re an artist, you have to be okay with the idea that you can’t please everybody all the time.HideOpen quote: You paint very bad--Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Shut up, Hide! I mean, do you think Kevin cares what people think about him-- or Creed or Meredith? Oh my gosh, these are my role models now. You know what? I’m okay with that.
Scene 3619 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: Where does gayness come from? And how is it transmitted?Toby FlendersonOpen quote: That is-- that is a loaded question.Angela MartinOpen quote: My pastor said it can come from breast feeding.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: He said that?Angela MartinOpen quote: Well, he didn’t fight me hard on it.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: I-- I don’t know if there’s truth to-- to, uh, to that.Angela MartinOpen quote: What is it called when two men intertwine their penises like the snakes on the medic-alert bracelet?Toby FlendersonOpen quote: Oh... uh...Angela MartinOpen quote: Is it called red-vining?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Is it called red-vining?Toby FlendersonOpen quote: I don’t...Dwight SchruteOpen quote: We heard it was called red-vining.Angela MartinOpen quote: People red vine.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Where are gay mens’ vaginas?Toby FlendersonOpen quote: They don’t have vaginas.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: What?Toby FlendersonOpen quote: No. They’re just regular men.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: When two gay men have sex, how do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other person’s penis?Toby FlendersonOpen quote: Uh... wow....