Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Double Date

Vol. 6 · Issue 8Scranton, PA

Every line from "Double Date" is right here, from Michael’s awkward birthday lunch with Helene to the slap heard 'round the parking lot. You'll find the full script including the politeness war between Andy and Dwight. It's the perfect place to grab that one quote about pregnancy strength or Kafkaesque references.

Scene 01

8 lines
Dwight Schrute
Stanley Hudson
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute

Scene 02

15 lines
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 03

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 04

4 lines
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly

Scene 05

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 06

8 lines
Erin Hannon
Ryan Howard
Erin Hannon
Ryan Howard
Helene
Pam Beesly
Helene
Michael Scott

Scene 07

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 08

5 lines
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott

Scene 09

21 lines
Helene
Kelly Kapoor
Helene
Michael Scott
Helene
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Creed Bratton

Scene 10

1 line
Creed Bratton

Scene 11

7 lines
Helene
Pam Beesly
Helene
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 12

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 13

6 lines
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute

Scene 14

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 15

22 lines
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard

Scene 16

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 17

3 lines
Michael Scott
Hostess
Pam Beesly

Scene 18

21 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Helene
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Helene
Michael Scott
Helene
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Helene
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Helene
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Helene
Michael Scott
Helene
Michael Scott

Scene 19

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 20

8 lines
Pam Beesly
Helene
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Helene
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly

Scene 21

17 lines
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Helene
Michael Scott
Helene
Michael Scott
Helene
Michael Scott
Helene
Michael Scott
Helene
Michael Scott
Helene
Michael Scott
Helene
Michael Scott

Scene 22

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 23

8 lines
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute

Scene 24

10 lines
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Helene
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Helene
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Helene

Scene 25

21 lines
Michael Scott
Helene
Jim Halpert
Helene
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Helene
Michael Scott
Helene
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Helene
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Helene
Michael Scott
Helene
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 26

6 lines
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute

Scene 27

5 lines
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly

Scene 28

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 29

5 lines
Pam Beesly
Helene
Michael Scott
Helene
Michael Scott

Scene 30

12 lines
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Helene

Scene 31

3 lines
Helene
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert

Scene 32

4 lines
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute

Scene 33

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 34

4 lines
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard

Scene 35

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 36

33 lines
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 37

14 lines
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Kelly Kapoor
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard

Scene 38

23 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 39

13 lines
Toby Flenderson
Pam Beesly
Toby Flenderson
Pam Beesly
Toby Flenderson
Pam Beesly
Toby Flenderson
Pam Beesly
Toby Flenderson
Pam Beesly
Toby Flenderson
Pam Beesly
Toby Flenderson

Scene 40

6 lines
Meredith Palmer
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone

Scene 41

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 42

28 lines
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 43

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 44

13 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott