Scene 011 lineNew Instant MessageOpen quote: Stone & Son Suit Warehouse contract expired with their paper provider! Go get it! –David Wallace
Scene 021 lineDwight SchruteOpen quote: Stone and Son Suit Warehouse recently lost their paper provider. They’re a family owned business (chuckles). Jim and I used to clean up at those. We’d go in pretending to be family – brothers. We did it at a family owned law firm, at a family owned construction company, and a family owned motorcycle store. Jim and Dwight Shrupert. I was the dynamic, likeable winner that was doted upon by Mom. And Jim was the closeted foot fetishist pretending to belong. The client never knew any of that, but I knew.
Scene 0311 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: (on phone with Jim) I hope you’ve been paying your wig storage bills Jimbo, because it’s time for another episode of “Handsome and Stinky, paper brothers for hire”.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Sorry, Stinky, can’t do it. Too busy.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Oh, god, this again? You’re Stinky.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Okay. There’s no possible way I can get there, so just ask Phyllis. She can be your older sister or something.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Phyllis, my sister? More like my dead great great grandmother who died of stupidity.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: I have ears, Dwight.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Oh, do you really have ears, Phyllis? Like all human beings? We all have ears. (back to Jim) See what you leave me with here, Jim?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Hey, I’m in Philadelphia right now.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: How is that my problem? Get in your car and drive down here. You can make it in 30 minutes if you drive 240 miles per hour.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Huh. How long would it take me if I drove 300 miles an hour?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Mmm. That’s a good… question. 300 times… (Jim hangs up) 180… Um that comes to 25 minutes. (realizes Jim hung up) Yes. Oh, well, thank you Jim. Yes, I am better than you. Thanks for acknowledging that. Okay, bye bye. Love you.
Scene 049 linesNellie BertramOpen quote: Darryl, looking good!Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Heading to Philly. Interview with Jim’s company.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Hey, good luck. When you get to Philly, will you tell Jim I miss him?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Why don’t you come along and tell him yourself?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Ha ha. That’d be great. Kind of like ditching school, except instead of getting suspended, you get… What do you get? Oh my god! Why didn’t I think of this? Andy’s not here. Oh, hey, Erin, um, I’m expecting a shipment of pens. Can you cover that?Erin HannonOpen quote: Mhm. Cover that. What does that mean, exactly? What are we talking here? Details.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: A delivery guy will deliver a box of pens, and you just make sure everything’s in order.Erin HannonOpen quote: What? Everything? What, how do I make sure it’s in order? I (laughs) haven’t been trained for this.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: (giggles) Okay, see you later.
Scene 056 linesClark GreenOpen quote: Hey guys.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Clark!Meredith PalmerOpen quote: Hey!Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Hey, look who’s back, Dwight Junior.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Hey, so how was it? I mean… the sex with Jan.Clark GreenOpen quote: A gentleman doesn’t discuss such matters. Especially when the feelings of a lady are involved.
Scene 061 lineClark GreenOpen quote: Women reach their sexual peak at whatever age Jan was last week. I mean it was… like making love with a wild animal. But not like a cougar like you might think. It was uh… like a swarm of bees. Bees that just find something wrong with every hotel room.
Scene 078 linesMeredith PalmerOpen quote: Nothing wrong with being a gentleman. Like my mom used to say, “Talk classy, act nasty”.Clark GreenOpen quote: What’s with the wig Meredith?Meredith PalmerOpen quote: What, is it on backwards? (partially removes wig, revealing her bald head)Clark GreenOpen quote: Nope, you got it. You fixed it. Uh, I have a gift from Jan. It’s an espresso maker! We came to be quite fond of espresso on the Amalfi Coast so… bon appetite.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Ooo! 16 types of espresso! Now that’s Italian.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: My friend has one of these. Fool-proof espresso every time.Meredith PalmerOpen quote: Always with the friends Oscar. Can’t we just enjoy the new espresso machine?Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Actually, it’s pronounced “espresso”… Wait. That’s what you said. I apologize, I just assumed you would mispronounce it. So…
Scene 087 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: There he is! (chuckles) We are all so proud of you for the small part that you played in landing the white pages. Prouder of me, but…Clark GreenOpen quote: If you really want to show appreciation, just give me half the commission.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Gosh, you know, I wish I could but, uh… No. Hey, listen, remember how everyone used to call you Dwight Junior and how much you loved that?Clark GreenOpen quote: (sarcastically chuckling) I loved it.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: How would you like to pretend to by my son in order to land a sale?Clark GreenOpen quote: If it’ll lead to me being a salesman, I’ll pretend to be your friend.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Then looks like we have a deal… Son (holds up a suit identical to his)
Scene 095 linesErin HannonOpen quote: Hi guys!Pete MillerOpen quote: Hey, look who it is!Erin HannonOpen quote: Sorry. Super-busy. Pens coming in later, just grabbing a Java before all hell breaks loose.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Try this one. (handing Erin a cup of espresso)Erin HannonOpen quote: Thank you! (leaves the room)
Scene 101 lineErin HannonOpen quote: I don’t really have time to think about Pete right now. I just have a lot going on with this whole shipment of pens. And I have a lot of people trusting me, and I would feel super guilty if I broke anyone’s trust. About the pens.
Scene 115 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: You ready for your interview?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: I was born ready! No, I suck at interviews. I had Andy’s job in the bag until my interview.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Well, you shouldn’t be nervous about this. This is a tiny start-up with a bunch of guys just as dorky as Jim.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Yeah, I guess…Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Really, you can’t be scared of a room full of Jims. I love the guy, but he’s basically Gumby with hair. (Darryl laughs)
Scene 1210 linesSuit Store FatherOpen quote: (chuckling) It’s kind of funny, a father and son sales team meeting with a father and son suit store.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: You know, you’re right! We hadn’t even thought of that, had we boy? (to Clark)Clark GreenOpen quote: No, we sure hadn’t Pop. (both chuckling)Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (Takes picture from desk) Oh! You’re a hunter I see. Spend your early mornings out in the blinds, like Clarky and me. Huh? (grabs Clark’s shoulder)Clark GreenOpen quote: He calls me Clarky ‘cause he’s my Dad.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Guilty!Suit Store FatherOpen quote: You don’t meet many hunters these days.Clark GreenOpen quote: My dad is the best hunter there is. I mean, he’s like a serial killer… of animals. One time, he snuck up behind a sleeping deer and just sawed its head right of. It was sick! (Dwight imitates sawing and blood spurting out of his neck, then makes a dying noise)Dwight SchruteOpen quote: It was his birthday, just turned three. So…Suit Store FatherOpen quote: Ahh…
Scene 1322 linesOscar MartinezOpen quote: You guys, I kind of think I want to try them all. Is that crazy?Nellie BertramOpen quote: No. Look, without a taste test, how are we supposed to know which flavors we like to reorder?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Taste test? I’m in!Oscar MartinezOpen quote: YOLO! (singing and dancing)Phyllis VanceOpen quote: What? (everyone is confused)Oscar MartinezOpen quote: It’s a thing. It means “you only live once”.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Yeah, we’re aware of what it means Oscar, you just do not look cool saying it.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Well…Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Alright everybody, who’s in? (everyone except Angela puts their hand in the middle of the group, like a huddle) Angela? (Angela shakes her head) Don’t make us come over there.Angela MartinOpen quote: No, I don’t… no.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Alright, let’s go. (starts shuffling the whole group towards Angela)Angela MartinOpen quote: Can’t I just agree without putting my hand in?Nellie BertramOpen quote: Absolutely not!Kevin MaloneOpen quote: No way.Angela MartinOpen quote: Oh, fine. (puts a napkin on top of everyone else’s hands and reluctantly puts her own hand on the napkin)Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Ok guys, “we all drink them all”.EveryoneOpen quote: (Meredith, Phyllis, Nellie, Angela, Creed, Oscar, Stanley) We all drink them all!Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Yes!Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Yes!Nellie BertramOpen quote: Whoo!Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Hey, where’s my ring?Creed BrattonOpen quote: I’m sure it’ll turn up.
Scene 1415 linesAthlead EmployeeOpen quote: (in the background) Yes ma’am, you want to go east on Franklin, take that all the way to Commonweath. You’ll see us on the right side, you can’t miss us.DennisOpen quote: …And I want to reach every demographic possible.Jim HalpertOpen quote: No, I hear what you’re saying, and we will. The thing is, we gotta lock down this key demographic first. The rest will come, I promise. Just give me a couple weeks, alright?DennisOpen quote: We’re talking weeks here, not months, right?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Weeks. Always weeks. Man, the last time I talked months was like, a million weeks ago.DennisOpen quote: Alright. Good.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Thanks Dennis, I appreciate it. (To Pam) Hey! How are you?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Good!Jim HalpertOpen quote: What are you doing here?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I just wanted to see you!Jim HalpertOpen quote: That’s so great!Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Damn! Jim, you got a real Facebook energy going on here man. You Zuckerberged this place out!Jim HalpertOpen quote: It’s pretty great, right? I mean, we’re coming along… (to coworker) Hey, Wade, we gotta just push up Dennis’s timelineWadeOpen quote: OkayJim HalpertOpen quote: (back to Pam) Actually, you know what? Give me one second, okay? Make yourselves at home.
Scene 1515 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: …But I think that all of your concerns will be answered when you see the brochure that Clark’s getting out of my car. He’s a good boy, does whatever I say.Suit Store FatherOpen quote: (sighs) I can’t relate to that, my son hates my guts.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Oh… really.Suit Store FatherOpen quote: Bring him into the business, and he resents me. How do you like that?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (fumbling) Well, things between me and Clark are good, but not great. In fact, I will say that they’re not even good. Really, they’re bad. Like you and your son.Clark GreenOpen quote: (enters) Here you go, Pop! I know it was just a couple minutes, but… God I missed you!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: What took you so long? Were you loitering out there like a hooligan, smoking a doobie?Clark GreenOpen quote: (confused) I sure was. Just like he taught me, looking cool.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: You’re being disrespectful!Clark GreenOpen quote: …And I love you, for saying that.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (whispers to Clark) We don’t get along.Clark GreenOpen quote: (catches on) Ha ha! I just burned him. Because the truth is… our relationship is… terr-Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Terrible!Clark GreenOpen quote: Terrible.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Yes! Genius. Stupid, stupid genius!
Scene 168 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: Wow, this place is… so great. I had no idea – on the phone, you made it sound kind of dinky.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Well, I mean, I don’t even have the paycheck yet. It is a startup, so… These things go down all the time.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: If this company’s going down, I wanna go down on it. With it. I wanna go down with it.Jim HalpertOpen quote: (to Pam) Are you cool to just hang out?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Sure, no problem.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yeah? (to Darryl) You ready?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Yeah.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Let’s do it!
Scene 171 lineErin HannonOpen quote: The pen delivery went amazing, and now I’ve got all these pens just waiting to be unpacked. But Pam did not tell me to unpack the pens, and I’m not one of those people who’s just like, “Uh, sure. I’ll accept the pens when they come in, and then as soon as your back’s turned, I unpack the pens and get all this credit as some great pen unpacker. On the other hand… they are just sitting here. Pam didn’t tell me not to unpack them. Don’t want to be a busybody, but I don’t want to be a lazybones. Busybody, lazybones. Busybody, lazybones. Ahh! My brain is ping-ponging around in my head right now, it’s insane! I’m sorry, what was your question again? Oh yeah, no. I’ve never had an espresso before. They’re good though.
Scene 1813 linesNellie BertramOpen quote: A-bam! (slams espresso cup on table) My favorite is Viennese Amaretto. And the worst flavor I’ve tried so far is Alpine Select!Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Yes! (giggles and picks up Angela)Angela MartinOpen quote: Ugh!Kevin MaloneOpen quote: One! (as he picks Angela up in the air)Angela MartinOpen quote: Kevin! Kevin! Kevin!Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Two… (picks Angela up again)Angela MartinOpen quote: Stop it!Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Three…Oscar MartinezOpen quote: That’s enough Kevin.Angela MartinOpen quote: Stop it Kevin!Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Four!Oscar MartinezOpen quote: That’s enough!Angela MartinOpen quote: Kevin!
Scene 1923 linesClark GreenOpen quote: So for your menswear catalogue, I think we can offer you some very competitive pricing.Suit Store FatherOpen quote: I heard that before…Clark GreenOpen quote: Well, I understand, but –Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I bet you have. He knows nothing about what people have heard before, my son.Clark GreenOpen quote: Here we go again, another lecture from the old man.Suit Store FatherOpen quote: Listen to him. He created you.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Maybe if you listened a little bit, you’d improve. No wonder women despise you.Clark GreenOpen quote: Women don’t despise me…Dwight SchruteOpen quote: His last girlfriend was a transvestite. I knew it right away. Adam’s apple like the prow of a ship, thumbs like a lowland gorilla. Ha, but this one couldn’t see it, or didn’t wanna see it.Clark GreenOpen quote: Alright, that’s enough, ‘cause I can say some things about him too.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Yeah? Like what?Clark GreenOpen quote: Like the time that you got drunk and, and then… Killed those kids on their way to prom!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: That never happened. He’s always been a liar. Ever since he was a little kid. He got caught “saving treats” from the kitty litter box.Suit Store FatherOpen quote: Really shameful…Clark GreenOpen quote: So we can offer you matte or glossy printing-Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Glistening brown morsels tumbling from every pouch in his trousers.Clark GreenOpen quote: There’s obviously a volume discount uh, if you-Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Following the cat around on his knees with his hands cupped beneath its tail, going “please kitty, may I have some more?” You can’t make this stuff up!Clark GreenOpen quote: No, I think someone could make it up. Someone with very few friends.Suit Store SonOpen quote: Hey fellas, sorry to keep you waiting.Suit Store FatherOpen quote: Here he is, my son.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (scoffs) Got cat turd collector written all over him.Suit Store SonOpen quote: …Did you say cat turd collector?
Scene 2013 linesAthlead EmployeeOpen quote: ...So definitely looking to expand our market, but for now we’re just concentrating on athletes that are popular here in the northeast. Of course, that’s not a mandate.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: “Mandate”- Always think of two men on a date. (awkward moment) I have gay friends… I have one gay friend. (to Jim) Oscar?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Mm-hmAthlead EmployeeOpen quote: Alright, so what makes you think you’d be a good fit here?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: (freezes) Ummm… (a moment later) Alright. Obviously y’all look really busy, and uh, I don’t want to waste your time anymore. Sorry, I just uhh… Obviously I’m not qualified to be here man, I’m… I’m a warehouse manager, you know…Athlead EmployeeOpen quote: Darryl, I was a newspaper editor.Female Athlead EmployeeOpen quote: Science teacher, volleyball coach.3rd Athlead EmployeeOpen quote: I work at a home shopping network.4th Athlead EmployeeOpen quote: I’m a laywer. I’m the only one here who can honestly help. (group chuckles)Jim HalpertOpen quote: And as you know, I was a paper salesman. (whispers to Darryl) Hey, I find it helps if you just picture everybody naked. (group overhears and chuckles)Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Cool. Hey, thanks…Athlead EmployeeOpen quote: So how about we start over, hmm? Darryl, do you have any thoughts on the company?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Yes, as a matter of fact, I uh… (pulls booklets from his bag) I wrote some down. There you go. (passes out booklets) Wow, this guy came prepared, it impresses me! (group laughs)
Scene 236 linesPete MillerOpen quote: (to Erin) Stocking pens, huh? You’re like the new office administrator.Erin HannonOpen quote: No, I just took over the pen shipment because Pam had to leave. When I say it out loud, I know that sounds insane, but it’s the truth, I swear.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Pam! Pam, look out! Erin’s gunning for your job!Erin HannonOpen quote: No, I’m not! (Kevin imitates gunfire) It’s not like that at all! Forget it, I’m so sorry.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Pam, look out!Erin HannonOpen quote: Pens, you did not buy into this. I am sorry, what a day you’ve had.
Scene 245 linesAthlead EmployeeOpen quote: By the way, Jim talks about you all the time.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: That’s sweet that he talks about me.Athlead EmployeeOpen quote: It’s too bad he still hast to work part time in Scranton though…Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Well, that’s funny because I think of him as working part time in Philadelphia.Athlead EmployeeOpen quote: We can’t wait until you move here.
Scene 2513 linesSuit Store SonOpen quote: I’m sorry, you guys are here to sell us paper?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Do you mind? The men are talking.Suit Store FatherOpen quote: Sons used to idolize their fathers.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Us old timers need to stick together. And how better than by signing a contract?Suit Store FatherOpen quote: I’d love to! Sam Junior here, he runs the business now. Kind of pushed me out, truth be told. I’m just here for human contract.Suit Store SonOpen quote: Okay Pop…Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Wait, so you’re the boss?Suit Store SonOpen quote: That’s right.Clark GreenOpen quote: Hi, I’m Clark.Suit Store SonOpen quote: Hey.Clark GreenOpen quote: Let’s talk.Suit Store SonOpen quote: Okay.Clark GreenOpen quote: So if you look at our catalog here…
Scene 263 linesAthlead EmployeeOpen quote: Well, thanks for coming down Darryl.Female Athlead EmployeeOpen quote: It was nice meeting you Darryl, I think you’d fit in great here.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Yeah, yeah me too. I think it’d be like… You know what? (grabs basketball) I think it’d be like a Kevin Durant jump shot… Perfecto! (shoots basketball at hoop on wall, basketball misses and lands in fish tank, killing the fish) Oh my god…
Scene 2713 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: They’re the ones who put a fish tank next to a basketball hoop. It’s like if I put a glass of milk on the edge of the table and Cece knocks it over, I don’t blame Cece.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: So I’m like a three year old girl in this scenario…Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Say they don’t hire you. It’s not like you’re out on the street. You have a great job with people who love you.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: And I’d only get to see Jada on the weekends. You know, I’m… I’m not so sure I’d like living in Philadelphia.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Right? Thank you! It’s just Philly. Everyone’s acting like it’s New York or Paris or London.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Who needs it?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Not us.Jim HalpertOpen quote: (enters) Okay, so the consensus was that that was unique. They’re going to make you pay for the fish, and… they wanted to know when you can start.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: What? (Jim shrugs) How about yesterday?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Congratulations.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Oh, thank you.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I guess you gotta move to Philly after all.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Yes, I love Philly! Two-One-Five or die!
Scene 281 linePam BeeslyOpen quote: No, I’m not upset. I’m really excited for Darryl… Maybe I’m a little disappointed that we’ll be losing him.
Scene 293 linesKevin MaloneOpen quote: It feels really hot in here. Is it hot in here? It feels really really hot in here.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: It’s insane! They need to have the A.C. on year round! January too!Angela MartinOpen quote: (banging on window) I don’t get the point of this stupid window!
Scene 304 linesClark GreenOpen quote: I mean, look, you and I both know that in paper or fashion, styles change. Check out my dad’s suit. You are looking at pure acrylic. That’s why his face always breaks out.Suit Store SonOpen quote: Does that suit come with a fire extinguisher? (Clark chuckles)Clark GreenOpen quote: You know what Dad? Maybe you should buy me a suit. I mean, I’m going to need one right? If I’m ever going to get a “real job” and move my “lazy ass” out of your “G.D. house”.Suit Store SonOpen quote: He’s got you there…
Scene 316 linesSuit Store SonOpen quote: (to Clark in dressing room) That’s Italian silk. Very comfortable. Very tasteful… Although expensive.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Yeah, you don’t want Italian. You’ll look like a mafia don. Next thing you know, you’ll be doing life in Rikers Island.Clark GreenOpen quote: Well, that’s better than looking like the undertaker from boring island.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: That place doesn’t exist. It’s not a documented island. Ha ha, cartograph much?Clark GreenOpen quote: (emerges from dressing room wearing a sharp black suit) How do I look?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Actually… You look great. They steered you right. I guess it does make sense buying from a father son team. You know what? I’ll take one too.
Scene 3210 linesOscar MartinezOpen quote: Everyone! Now that we have all this energy, why don’t we move the copier into the annex like we’ve always wanted to?Nellie BertramOpen quote: Whoo!Meredith PalmerOpen quote: Frickin’ A!Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Huh?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: So long, noise!Oscar MartinezOpen quote: One, two, three! (all gather around copier and push, tearing carpet beneath)Nellie BertramOpen quote: And we have torn up the carpet! Oh, we’re going to be in so much trouble!Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Wait! (looking at the hardwood floor beneath the carpet) It’s beautiful. Hardwood! I always knew it was down here, I just never dreamed that I would actually see it.Meredith PalmerOpen quote: Tear up the carpet!Nellie BertramOpen quote: Whoo!
Scene 332 linesDarryl PhilbinOpen quote: Kill their fish, and they still hire me. That’s how you do that, baby. It’s all good, I’m ready. Y’all ready for this? (sings intro to “Everybody dance now”, points to Pam to sing first line)Pam BeeslyOpen quote: (reluctantly) Everybody dance now… (Darryl continues singing)
Scene 3415 linesOscar MartinezOpen quote: Kevin, move. I can’t pull up the rug if you’re standing on it with your rhinoceros feet.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Well I can’t stand here if you pull the carpet out from under me.Angela MartinOpen quote: Oh, my head is killing me. Does anyone have a baby asprin?Nellie BertramOpen quote: Oh, enough with the whining already! Why don’t you just have some more coffee?Stanley HudsonOpen quote: It’s all gone. I didn’t get a chance to try them all because Creed poured my Bogota Sunrise in the plant.Creed BrattonOpen quote: I saw the leaves twitch!Angela MartinOpen quote: Shut up!Creed BrattonOpen quote: You shut up!Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Everybody shut up and work!Phyllis VanceOpen quote: We don’t work for you!Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Yeah!Angela MartinOpen quote: Yeah!Stanley HudsonOpen quote: Hey, it’s five o’clock. (everyone leaves and a traffic backup occurs in the parking lot)Oscar MartinezOpen quote: (with horns honking) Kevin, can-Angela MartinOpen quote: What’s going on?
Scene 357 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: Yes! We did it! (leaving the suit store)Clark GreenOpen quote: You opened the door-Dwight SchruteOpen quote: And you closed it. The boys are back in town. (high fives Clark) High fives! Ha ha!Clark GreenOpen quote: Hey, so all that really specific cat turd business, that was about you, right?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: You got me! (tickles Clark and chuckles) I used to collect them!Clark GreenOpen quote: Why?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Each one is very different, like a snowflake.
Scene 363 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: (shocked after seeing the torn up carpet) Hey… What happened here?Erin HannonOpen quote: You left me in charge of the pens, Pam. That’s what happened. The pens happened.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: …Are the pens here?