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Did I Stutter? Vol. 4 · Issue 12 The Office · NBC Scranton, PA
Stanley finally reaches his limit with Michael's antics, leading to a legendary showdown in the conference room. Every line from the episode is captured here, including Michael’s attempt at Darryl's "Fluffy Fingers" technique and Pam’s unfortunate day with her backup glasses. Read the full script to see exactly how Michael handles being called a professional idiot.
Michael Scott Open quote: Everybody! Everybody! Listen up, I need your ideas, now! Ideas please, right now! Go! Go! Come on! Michael Scott Open quote: All right, everybody... Oh my God, Pam, those make you look so ugly. Um, Pam, in order to get hotter, you take the glasses off. You're moving in the wrong direction... Michael Scott Open quote: Everybody, so how are we going to energize our office? I mean, I haven't done anything since Christmas. Pam, clearly, has just given up trying. So what we need to do is we get things going, we need to get percolating a little bit. Anybody have any ideas of what we could do. Any suggestions? Yes, Andy? Michael Scott Open quote: Ok... Is there anybody up here, anybody at all, that can deal with this? Darryl Philbin Open quote: That's when somebody really gets in your face, you know, you just... start tickling them. Michael Scott Open quote: Okay, everybody, shh! So, earlier today, Stanley sassed me, and Toby gave me some suggestions on how to discipline him. They did not work, obviously, because they were stupid, so I am now going to fake fire him. Michael Scott Open quote: Hey, STOP IT! Okay, everybody out. Michael Scott Open quote: Everybody, except Stanley. Michael Scott Open quote: Dammit, Phyllis. Alright, everybody out except Phyllis. 