Scene 011 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: Hello hello. Top of the morning to you! Ooh ooh! Green M&Ms! Nature's Viagra! (Grabs and pours Kevin-esque scoop of M&Ms into his coat pocket) Two of my favorite joke areas combined. It'll be a good day.
Scene 028 linesKelly KapoorOpen quote: I don't want to bring my friends, why can't it just be the two of us?Ryan HowardOpen quote: Because it's St. Patrick's Day, people go out in groups.Kelly KapoorOpen quote: Well why don't you invite your friends?Ryan HowardOpen quote: Why are you being so weird about this?Meredith PalmerOpen quote: Stop fighting. Just on St Patrick's Day, okay? Just one perfect day a year. No hassles, no problems, no kids.Ryan HowardOpen quote: Why no kids?Kelly KapoorOpen quote: Yeah, where are your kids?Meredith PalmerOpen quote: Nope. Nuh -uh. Not today!
Scene 031 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: It is St. Patrick's Day, and here in Scranton that is a huge deal. It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas.
Scene 0415 linesErin HannonOpen quote: Welcome back, "Dad!"Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh, thank you!Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Hey!Stanley HudsonOpen quote: Hey!Andy BernardOpen quote: Welcome back Tuna!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Hey... (reveal Dwight's Mega-Desk)Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Very good. Okay. Will get back to you right away on that, thanks.Jim HalpertOpen quote: What do we got here?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Mega-Desk.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Of course.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Command central.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Hm hm.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Surveillance, gaming- and business.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Okay. (Pulls desks apart) Just gotta...Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Okay. Come on! Jim!
Scene 051 lineDwight SchruteOpen quote: Dweedle Dee and Dweedle Dumb-ass have been away on maternity leave. Now Dweedle Dumb-ass is back, and we have a problem. Yes, getting hooked on Mega-Desk was my own damn fault. But ... I don't care about assigning blame. All I care about is Mega-Desk. That is all I care about. Getting. More. Mega-Desk.
Scene 062 linesJo BennettOpen quote: Oh, I love this, so much fun! There's such team spirit in this room! 'Morning Darling!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Morning!
Scene 071 lineJo BennettOpen quote: Well, this is my last day at the Scranton branch for a while. But I'm leaving it in the very capable hands of some of the loveliest people I've ever had the pleasure of knowing. Oh I'm gonna miss this place. And the snow! Hoo, my dogs love peeing in that snow! Makes me think they're onto something.
Scene 0811 linesJo BennettOpen quote: Oh good morning sweetheart.Michael ScottOpen quote: Morning, honey-pile.Jo BennettOpen quote: I'm sorry but is that a gift I see in your hands?Michael ScottOpen quote: It is. This is a little something for you to remember your time here in Scranton by.Jo BennettOpen quote: (pulls out glass cube with coal.) Is that a lump of coal?Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes it is!Jo BennettOpen quote: Have I been that naughty?Michael ScottOpen quote: No, no no- that is a good gift actually. Buildings here in Scranton are literally powered by coal.Jo BennettOpen quote: Err, thank you very much. We, we don't get to see much coal in Tallahassee, I'm used to alligators, and some of the worst Chinese food you've ever tasted.Michael ScottOpen quote: Mm, that sounds great, actually.Jo BennettOpen quote: Well, if you ever get down in my neck of the woods, you got a place to stay.
Scene 091 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: When you work for Sabre, only one thing matters. And I don't care if you're a loser, or you practice bestiality, if Jo likes you, you are in. And I am in!
Scene 103 linesAndy BernardOpen quote: Erin go braugh!Erin HannonOpen quote: Andy go braugh to you! Nice kilt!Andy BernardOpen quote: Thanks. It's actually my sister's old field hockey skirt.
Scene 111 lineAndy BernardOpen quote: Erin and I have our first date tonight, and it has to be perfect. Why? Because according to "How I Met Your Mother" that's the date that your kids are going to wait patiently to hear about, and you better have a good story for them.
Scene 127 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: No. (re-enters bullpen from kitchen.)Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Great.Jim HalpertOpen quote: No.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Thank you. (hangs up phone)Jim HalpertOpen quote: No-no-no-no-no.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Oh come on. Come on. Five more minutes? Five more minutes of Mega-Desk? Please?Jim HalpertOpen quote: (swats over various photos and knickknacks, points at paperwork) Is this yours or mine?
Scene 131 lineDwight SchruteOpen quote: They say that no man is an island. False! I am an island and this island is volcanic. And it is about to erupt. With the molten hot lava of strategy!
Scene 1414 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: Good Lord! (Photo of Cece on Jim's desktop) I can't believe I'm missing this.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: It's kind of like that lip thing she did last night, like a half snarl, half smile? I get the sense that she's very ironic.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Okay. Love you. We'll talk soon. (hangs up phone)Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Must be amazing being a father right, a miracle of life?Jim HalpertOpen quote: It is. Big time.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Ah, that baby is just discovering the whole wide world right now.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Pretty amazing.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: What up is, what down is, who Mom is, who Dad is. Must be tough being here with all that going on.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh it's tough being here for a lot of reasons.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I mean, you're here at work, and the baby thinks that the refrigerator is its father.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Is that what happened to you?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I'll tell you what happened to me. I didn't see my father for the first two years of my life. I thought my mother was my father, and my wet-nurse was my mother.Jim HalpertOpen quote: That's a common mistake.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Turned out fine for me. But Mose? Oh. Same story, different ending.
Scene 154 linesAngela MartinOpen quote: Hey! (Erin sneezing at desk) Are you sick?Erin HannonOpen quote: Oh, no I'm fine, I just have a little indigestion.Angela MartinOpen quote: In your nose?Erin HannonOpen quote: Yes. (Angela returns to desk and puts embroidered breathing mask on)
Scene 161 lineErin HannonOpen quote: I'm a little sick but I don't want to miss my date with Andy. I'll get better. Whenever I'm sick it goes away within a few hours. Except once, when I was in the hospital from age three to six.
Scene 1737 linesJo BennettOpen quote: Now, after all the talking I've been doing. It's your turn. This is a town hall meeting. I want to hear what you all sound like.Michael ScottOpen quote: That is a great idea JB.Jo BennettOpen quote: Thank you. You know I get way too many ideas from the top. Now I want to hear your ideas. I mean, did you guys know that Liquid Paper? That wasn't invented by some fancy engineer. No, that was created by a lowly typist.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Jo, I have an idea, for suntan lotion - soap.Jo BennettOpen quote: You know it doesn't have to be an invention.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: I have a question.Michael ScottOpen quote: Oscar, homosexual accountant.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: In the training manual it says, that there is a minority executive training program in Tallahassee?Jo BennettOpen quote: I am so proud of Sabre's "Print In All Colors" initiative. Any Sabre employee of color, is welcome to apply. (Kelly applauds) Daryl?Michael ScottOpen quote: Daryl. Mellow, soulful, smart for warehouse...Jo BennettOpen quote: Okay hush now.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: The Sabre shipping method could be more efficient. Combining inventory systems makes sense on paper, but printers and paper ship differently. It'll be faster to deliver them separately, instead of waiting on everything to come in.Jo BennettOpen quote: But you wouldn't need more trucks?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Not at all. There's a way that it can be scheduled. I sketched this out downstairs.Jo BennettOpen quote: Oh look at you.Michael ScottOpen quote: Look at that picture that you drew. Nice job! We're very proud of you. You know what, we're gonna tape that up on the refrigerator in the kitchen.Jo BennettOpen quote: (Looks over his proposal) I like this Daryl. I like this a lot. Maybe you should be doing your sketching upstairs. Would you like an office up here?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Are you serious?Jo BennettOpen quote: Yeah. Take Jim's old office.Gabe LewisOpen quote: Um. I set my stuff up in there. So... just give me a few minutes to clean that out for you.Jo BennettOpen quote: Yeah, I want to hear more from you.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Absolutely.Jo BennettOpen quote: All right.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Thank you.Jo BennettOpen quote: Okay. Any questions? Anything on anybody's mind? I'm leaving tonight, this is your last chance for a while!Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh no! Say it's not so, Jo, we're gonna miss you, we're gonna miss you so much!Jo BennettOpen quote: Yes, well okay. Florida ain't that far away.Michael ScottOpen quote: Well, I am heading down there.Jo BennettOpen quote: Well, anytime now.Michael ScottOpen quote: How about July 4th weekend? (Reveals paper ticket)Jo BennettOpen quote: Oh honey you didn't buy a ticket?Michael ScottOpen quote: I did!Jo BennettOpen quote: Oh honey. I'm not home, very often. And uh, me and my relatives, they take up the guesthouse. I think you should check with my office, before you book any dates, okay?Michael ScottOpen quote: You know what, in the spirit of full disclosure, I have actually reserved a bunch of different seats on a bunch of different flights, but there are a couple of flights that only have two tickets left, so I think we should pull the trigger and -Jo BennettOpen quote: Enough!Michael ScottOpen quote: All right, everybody, just try to put a brave face on.
Scene 181 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: Let's follow the chain of events. Jo likes Michael. Jo invites Michael to house. Jo doesn't like Michael anymore. Hmmm.
Scene 191 lineDarryl PhilbinOpen quote: (singing) Moving on up, to the East Side, to the deluxe apartment in the sky...
Scene 207 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Hello. I want you to stop what you're doing right now. You are stressed, and I'm taking you to lunch.Jo BennettOpen quote: No, that's very generous of you, but I'm all set.Michael ScottOpen quote: No is not an option.Jo BennettOpen quote: Yes it is.Michael ScottOpen quote: All right. Well if you need me, I'll be on the other side of that wall. Knock once for yes, twice for no.Jo BennettOpen quote: How many knocks does it take to get you to do some work?Michael ScottOpen quote: (laughs) I'll be over there.
Scene 2124 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: And I'm actually pleased to be able to offer you printer cartridges and toner now.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (Whispers) Oh Jim, Jim! Sorry to bother you.Jim HalpertOpen quote: What?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: My headphones are broken.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Right.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Can I listen to my music at a low volume?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yeah that's great. Great.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Okay? (Unplugs cord, sings) "The cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy blue-"Jim HalpertOpen quote: (Overlapping) When's the last time you upgraded your printer?DOpen quote: "- and the man in the moon. When you coming home Dad? I don't know when-"Jim HalpertOpen quote: (Whispers) Please stop that!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: "-But we'll be together then-"Jim HalpertOpen quote: Can you grow up?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: "-Dad, you know we'll have a good time then."Jim HalpertOpen quote: (Turns off Dwight's music) Whether it's this time or next time.Andy BernardOpen quote: (Vocalizes and continues song) "The cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon"Jim HalpertOpen quote: (On business call) Yeah.Andy & DwightOpen quote: (Singing, Dwight supplies beats) "Little boy blue and the man in the moon."Jim HalpertOpen quote: No, we definitely can talk about it in the next--Andy & DwightOpen quote: "When you coming home Dad?Jim HalpertOpen quote: You know, can I call you back?Andy & DwightOpen quote: "I don't know when-"Jim HalpertOpen quote: That would be great, thank you.Andy & DwightOpen quote: "But we'll get together then, we're gonna have a good time-"
Scene 221 lineJim HalpertOpen quote: (On phone in hallway) No, I know I need to work, I just- I feel weird not being home.
Scene 231 lineJim HalpertOpen quote: I am not surprised that Dwight's using my baby to steal my desk. I'm a little surprised that it's working.
Scene 247 linesErin HannonOpen quote: This fax came for you. (Coughs)Jo BennettOpen quote: Oh no no no! Are you feeling ill?Erin HannonOpen quote: Uh...Jo BennettOpen quote: Oh no honey, if you got a bug, I want you to go on home. I can't have you getting Callie and Jo Jr. sick. These dogs have got to be in a commercial with Dwight Howard next week.Erin HannonOpen quote: Oh! No. I feel like I could lift a car.Jo BennettOpen quote: Yeah, but you sound like death, girl. Now why don't you go on home and take care of yourself and get in bed. And shred that and have them send me a clean fax, okay?Erin HannonOpen quote: Well... (Jo closes door on her)
Scene 251 lineAndy BernardOpen quote: She should go home. It's not the end of the world. We'll go on our date next week. She's still gonna like me in a week. Right?
Scene 269 linesJo BennettOpen quote: Yes?Andy BernardOpen quote: I was just working at my desk and I wanted to run some new leads by you. (Turns feint)Jo BennettOpen quote: Oh! You're sick! (Andy coughs) Dangit! That's exactly why I sent that receptionist home.Andy BernardOpen quote: No, no, no, no, no.Jo BennettOpen quote: Get everybody sick in the office.Andy BernardOpen quote: I have some good ideas...Jo BennettOpen quote: We don't need any heroes here honey. It's time for you to get on home now.Andy BernardOpen quote: You sure?Jo BennettOpen quote: You'll probably feel better once you get some pants on. Come on.
Scene 279 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Very nice.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Not bad, huh?Michael ScottOpen quote: A real Hoop Dreams story you got there. Oh man, you seem to have caught Jo's eye. How'd you make that happen?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: I impressed her with my good ideas.Michael ScottOpen quote: Hm mm. Seriously, how did you do it?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: I made a suggestion at the meeting that was good. You were there.Michael ScottOpen quote: How do I put this delicately? Does her family owe your family something, in terms of a past injustice?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Now Mike, I have to ask you to leave, so that I can learn about this tiny television.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay. All right.
Scene 2810 linesJo BennettOpen quote: Hey there.Michael ScottOpen quote: Hey there. So I think I'm done. Gonna head out. Unless you want to chat. Like we were doing earlier.Jo BennettOpen quote: Well there's chatting time and there's working time. I'm still on working time.Michael ScottOpen quote: Mm? Well, the clock says chatting time, so.Jo BennettOpen quote: Well, if you feel like you've done a solid days work...Michael ScottOpen quote: Right. What?Jo BennettOpen quote: Well I mean, if you can put your name on this day, and be proud of the amount of work you've done, then, by all means, you should toodle on home.Michael ScottOpen quote: Mm. mm. Oh well.Jo BennettOpen quote: Anything else I can help you with?Michael ScottOpen quote: No, no, no. That's super-clear-ish. (Exits, closes door, takes off coat.) Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
Scene 291 lineKevin MaloneOpen quote: Just because Jo has no life, does not mean that the rest of us don't have lives. Oscar has a life. I think Ryan has a life. This is outrageous.
Scene 3010 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Hey Pack-man.Todd PackerOpen quote: Hey what's up, Butt-plug?Michael ScottOpen quote: How you doing stud? You already there?Todd PackerOpen quote: Dude, I've been here since three! I've boot and rallied twice.Michael ScottOpen quote: How's the lady situation?Todd PackerOpen quote: Fat and ugly. You might actually have a chance.Michael ScottOpen quote: Ah damn. That sounds great. Unfortunately I am stuck here, because my boss is making us work late.Todd PackerOpen quote: Oh here's what you do. Hike up your skirt and pull out your tampon, borrow some balls and come meet me!Michael ScottOpen quote: Yeah. Maybe next year.Todd PackerOpen quote: Maybe next "queer." Hey ladies, who wants some bangers and mash?
Scene 315 linesErin HannonOpen quote: (Opens door, surprised) Oh! Andy!Andy BernardOpen quote: Hi!Erin HannonOpen quote: I'm in my jammy-jams!Andy BernardOpen quote: That's okay, I'm in my "worky-works." You look amazing!Erin HannonOpen quote: Oh, thanks. Come in!
Scene 325 linesMeredith PalmerOpen quote: Hey! Me and Creed are in. Are you guys in?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Oh I'm in.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: I'm in.Meredith PalmerOpen quote: All right. (The four of them get out of chairs to run out, Jo exits her office. They retreat.)Jo BennettOpen quote: Oh, you don't become the most powerful woman in Tallahassee by slacking off. (Scoffs) You do it by working hard. Or marrying rich. I did both!
Scene 331 lineDwight SchruteOpen quote: Ah. Got a little client meeting at Shanny O'Gannigan's tonight. It shouldn't go all night long, so if you'd like me to, I could swing by your house so the baby can experience a strong male presence. (Jim is silent) No? Nothing? Okay. Have fun working. (Whistles "Cat's in the Cradle" song)
Scene 3411 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: Hi there Jo. Sorry to interrupt. Um, this evening (phone rings) I have...Jo BennettOpen quote: Hello?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Hey Jo, it's Jim Halpert. I actually scheduled a meeting at 7:30 with a very important client. And it's so weird, because we never have meetings after 5pm. But I was hoping that maybe just this once, it would be okay.Jo BennettOpen quote: Well sure. You know, you go ahead and push some printers.Jim HalpertOpen quote: You know I will. And by the way, seriously, we never, never do this!Jo BennettOpen quote: Okay.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Okay.Jo BennettOpen quote: Sorry Sugar. What'd you want?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Well, you see, I actually do have a meeting. With a client. I'm just gonna reschedule for next week.Jo BennettOpen quote: Thank you.Jim HalpertOpen quote: (pops back into Jo's doorway) Thanks again by the way.
Scene 357 linesDarryl PhilbinOpen quote: Hey! What are you fellas doing up here?Warehouse guy 1Open quote: We're here to bust you out!Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: I wish, but uh-Warehouse guy 1Open quote: Dude! Your shirt tucked in?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Oh. Yeah, um, I must have did that when I was in the bathroom. All right then, uh, let me get to it.Warehouse guy 1Open quote: All right.Warehouse guy 2Open quote: See you later.
Scene 3620 linesErin HannonOpen quote: Your hand's cold.Andy BernardOpen quote: It is? I'm sorry.Erin HannonOpen quote: Yeah, have some more blanket.Andy BernardOpen quote: Okay, thanks.ReidOpen quote: What's up?Andy BernardOpen quote: Whoa!Erin HannonOpen quote: You're awake. Andy, this is my brother, Reid.Andy BernardOpen quote: I didn't know you had a brother.Erin HannonOpen quote: He's my foster brother.Andy BernardOpen quote: Well, any brother of Erin's is a friend of mine. Nice to meet you. Andy Bernard. (They shake hands)ReidOpen quote: Cold hands. (Takes spot next to Erin on love seat)Andy BernardOpen quote: Are we rotating seats, or?ReidOpen quote: Oh yeah, you're the guest. Take the easy chair, best seat in the house. Plus, you don't have to sit next to this big dork and her smelly feet.Erin HannonOpen quote: Hey! My feet aren't smelly, they smell like roses. Smell them! (puts her feet in his face)ReidOpen quote: Ooh! (Erin giggles)Andy BernardOpen quote: So, how does the whole foster sibling thing work? Do you guys share one parent or-?Erin HannonOpen quote: None. We were in the same house from ages ten to twelve. And then from fifteen to eighteen.Andy BernardOpen quote: All right. Formative years. (She laughs)ReidOpen quote: Nice skirt.Andy BernardOpen quote: Yeah, it's a kilt.
Scene 371 lineNight cleaning crewOpen quote: Oh! Sorry! Sorry, sorry. (They retreat. Pan around office still full with staff.)
Scene 381 lineAngela MartinOpen quote: Yes, I'm anxious to get off work. But let me be clear. It's not to celebrate St Patrick's Day. It's so I can protest St. Patrick's Day.
Scene 395 linesJo BennettOpen quote: Overnight all my damn bags home. I'm carrying nothing but my Sable gloves. I've had it with Homeland Security. And I want you to put all those tracking numbers in my Blackberry.Michael ScottOpen quote: How late do we have to work tonight?Gabe LewisOpen quote: You never know with Jo. Sometimes we're here til midnight. Sometimes she doesn't show up for three days.Michael ScottOpen quote: Why does she do that? Why doesn't she just tell you what your schedule is?Gabe LewisOpen quote: Yeah, that would be awesome. I could get a girlfriend. Wouldn't have to go to Amsterdam seven times a year. But uh, I'm young, right? I will date when I'm dead! (Laughs)
Scene 401 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: Do I really want to turn out like Gabe? Twenty-six. Single. Tied to my desk. No life, no family. I want to have been married by the time I would've turned thirty. That's just - that's just depressing.
Scene 4110 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Hello Jo.Jo BennettOpen quote: Anything I can do for you Puddin'?Michael ScottOpen quote: There is, as a matter of fact. It's getting sorta late. It's 8:30. And it's St. Patrick's Day, which is a world ethnic holiday. So I have decided I'm going to dismiss my employees.Jo BennettOpen quote: Hmm.Michael ScottOpen quote: I'm thrilled with the work they've done today, both quality and the quantity. Great performance, Very, very solid all the way around.Jo BennettOpen quote: All right then.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay. Happy St. Patrick's Day. (Starts to leave office) And also, I would like to say that I will be canceling my trip down to Tallahassee. Although I do look forward to our professional relationship.Jo BennettOpen quote: Michael?Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes.Jo BennettOpen quote: I look forward to that too.
Scene 425 linesAndy BernardOpen quote: Ooh. It's coming down out there.Erin HannonOpen quote: Yes. Thank you, for coming all the way here.Andy BernardOpen quote: No, I-Erin HannonOpen quote: I'm so sorry I was so sick. (Andy leans in. She leans in. Reid appears in background. Erin kisses Andy on the cheek.)Andy BernardOpen quote: Ah. Oh great, now I'm gonna get sick. (They both laugh)
Scene 435 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Excuse me, excuse me. Hey guys!Meredith & Creed & Oscar & MattOpen quote: (cheering Michael)Michael ScottOpen quote: Drinks are on me!Oscar MartinezOpen quote: No! No, no no! Put your credit cards away. Drinks are on us!Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh -hoh! All right.
Scene 443 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Did I mess up my career today? My future prospects at Sabre? I don't know. There is a chance. Yes. I tell you I love my job. But Jo wants me to put on a show for her, and pretend to work late? Nah. I spent all day, trying to make her like me, and I forgot to ask myself something: Do I even like her? As the Irish poet Bobby McFerrin says, "Don't worry, be happy."Todd PackerOpen quote: Whoops! (Humps Michael)Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay. Okay, all right. Best night ever. (Meredith joins behind Packer) What the hell is going on back there?
Scene 458 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: Yeah. We should be able to have that right over to you by Monday. Yeah no problem. (Reveal Jim behind Quad-Desk) Thank you.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: What the hell is this?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: This is not Mega-Desk.Jim HalpertOpen quote: No, it's not. They call it Quad-Desk.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: That's ridiculous, this is made up of three desks.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh my God. We're going to have to re-name it then aren't we? (Dwight's phone rings. He crawls into nook under Jim's Quad-Desk)Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Hello, Dwight Schrute?