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The Delivery

Vol. 6 · Issue 16Scranton, PA

Big day for the Halperts! See how Pam tries to hold out for that midnight insurance cutoff while Kevin and Andy distract her with "Ultra Feast." Every line from the episode is right here, from Dwight’s bizarre baby contract with Angela to Michael's "master of distraction" techniques in the conference room.

Scene 01

6 lines
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute

Scene 02

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 03

3 lines
Pam Beesly
Kevin Malone
Pam Beesly

Scene 04

1 line
Kevin Malone

Scene 05

5 lines
Kevin Malone
Pam Beesly
Kevin Malone
Meredith Palmer
Pam Beesly

Scene 06

5 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 07

18 lines
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Nick
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute

Scene 08

1 line
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 09

3 lines
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute

Scene 10

10 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 11

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 12

13 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 13

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 14

20 lines
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Stanley Hudson
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Ryan Howard
Erin Hannon

Scene 15

9 lines
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin

Scene 16

27 lines
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Meredith Palmer
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott

Scene 17

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 18

14 lines
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin

Scene 19

19 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 20

10 lines
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott

Scene 21

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 22

48 lines
Kevin Malone
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 23

23 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight & Jim & Michael
Phyllis Vance
Nick
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton
Meredith Palmer

Scene 24

5 lines
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott

Scene 25

14 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 26

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 27

7 lines
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 28

4 lines
Dwight Schrute
Policeman
Dwight Schrute
Policeman

Scene 29

18 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly

Scene 30

8 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Hospital employee
Michael Scott

Scene 31

12 lines
Jim Halpert
Nurse
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Doctor
Jim Halpert
Nurse
Pam Beesly
Doctor
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 32

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 33

3 lines
Andy Bernard
Meredith Palmer
Andy Bernard

Scene 34

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 35

6 lines
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott

Scene 36

5 lines
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 37

3 lines
Michael Scott
Doctor
Michael Scott

Scene 38

3 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 39

7 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Everyone
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez

Scene 40

7 lines
Helene
Jim Halpert
Helene
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Helene
Jim Halpert

Scene 41

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 42

16 lines
Michael Scott
Helene
Michael Scott
Helene
Pam Beesly
Helene
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert

Scene 43

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 44

10 lines
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Meredith Palmer

Scene 45

1 line
Meredith Palmer

Scene 46

2 lines
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard

Scene 47

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 48

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 49

11 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Nurse
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Nurse
Pam Beesly
Nurse
Jim Halpert
Nurse
Pam Beesly

Scene 50

7 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 51

24 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Nurse
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Nurse
Pam Beesly
Nurse
Pam Beesly
Nurse
Pam Beesly
Nurse
Jim Halpert
Nurse
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 52

22 lines
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Erin Hannon
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon

Scene 53

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 54

5 lines
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Erin Hannon
Kevin Malone

Scene 55

7 lines
Nurse
Jim Halpert
Kathy
Dale
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 56

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 57

4 lines
Erin Hannon
Kevin Malone
Erin Hannon
Kevin Malone

Scene 58

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 59

43 lines
Hospital employee
Pam Beesly
Hospital employee
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Clark Green
Pam Beesly
Clark Green
Pam Beesly
Clark Green
Pam Beesly
Clark Green
Pam Beesly
Clark Green
Pam Beesly
Clark Green
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Clark Green
Jim Halpert
Clark Green
Jim Halpert
Clark Green
Jim Halpert
Clark Green
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Clark Green
Pam Beesly
Clark Green
Jim Halpert
Clark Green
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 60

6 lines
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin

Scene 61

12 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 62

25 lines
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Kevin Malone
Erin Hannon
Kevin Malone
Erin Hannon
Kevin Malone
Erin Hannon
Kevin Malone
Erin Hannon
Kevin Malone
Erin Hannon
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon

Scene 63

26 lines
Isabelle
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Isabelle
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Kathy
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Kathy
Nurse
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Nurse
Jim Halpert
Nurse
Jim Halpert
Nurse
Jim Halpert
Nurse
Jim Halpert
Nurse
Jim Halpert

Scene 64

13 lines
Isabelle
Dwight Schrute
Isabelle
Dwight Schrute
Isabelle
Dwight Schrute
Isabelle
Dwight Schrute
Isabelle
Dwight Schrute
Isabelle
Dwight Schrute
Isabelle

Scene 65

8 lines
Jim Halpert
Hospital employee
Jim Halpert
Hospital employee
Jim Halpert
Hospital employee
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 66

2 lines
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon

Scene 67

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 68

15 lines
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon

Scene 69

8 lines
Hospital employee
Pam Beesly
Hospital employee
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 70

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 71

5 lines
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute