Scene 023 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: Phyllis has gotten into audio books and lately she's been listening to 50 Shades of Grey. Which, if you don't know what it is, it's a book about um...Clark GreenOpen quote: It's porn.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah.
Scene 036 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: (Phyllis rocks her chair into his provocatively) Seriously. Ugh. Ok, this is unacceptable. It's officially a hostile work environment.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Why?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Somebody just needs to get her attention, tell her it's not OK to do this in public.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Be careful. I pulled my mom's dog off a pillow once, and I got bit.Meredith PalmerOpen quote: Just ignore her. Sooner or later she'll finish.GroupOpen quote: Ugh. Ew.
Scene 0415 linesAndy BernardOpen quote: What?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Phyllis is masturbating. In the office right now as we speak.Angela MartinOpen quote: Can we skip the color commentary and just have Andy go out there and fire her?Toby FlendersonOpen quote: He- he can't do that. Turns out she's allowed to have feelings of sexual arousal. It doesn't become a violation until she physically acts on it.GroupOpen quote: No!Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Toby, how do you propose that we-Andy BernardOpen quote: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. Why is Phyllis so aroused?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: She's listening to 50 Shades of Grey.Andy BernardOpen quote: Well there you go. That's muy caliente.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: OK, you are useless. I'll take care of this. (walks out of Andy's office and dumps water on Phyllis)Phyllis VanceOpen quote: What the hell?!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: It's OK guys, she's no longer horny.Andy BernardOpen quote: Excuse me, dirty birdie (takes Phyllis' iPod)Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Wait, what?Andy BernardOpen quote: You can have this back at the end of the day. (cut to Andy listening to the iPod and looking aroused, water is dumped on him) Oh!!
Scene 0513 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: Clark, I need your advice. I'm having some lady troubles.Clark GreenOpen quote: What's her name?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Esther Ruger. (Angela makes a face in the background)Clark GreenOpen quote: Sweet.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Lives on the neighboring farm. 85 acres.Clark GreenOpen quote: Oh yeah. Keep talkin'.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Well, we've been out three times, there has been physicality but the thing is we were hanging out with her father the other night looking at a farm catalog, next thing I know he wants to lease a tractor with me.Clark GreenOpen quote: Oh.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (laughs) What do you think?Clark GreenOpen quote: The same thing that you think.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: A long term tractor lease is going to put pressure on a relationship.Clark GreenOpen quote: God, one of my buddies is going through the same thing right now. Something in the air.Angela MartinOpen quote: Here you go. And good for you Dwight, I'm so glad you found someone. I bet she's got kind eyes.
Scene 061 lineAngela MartinOpen quote: Dwight is dating a brussel sprout farmer named Esther. She's coming here this afternoon with her father. Who knows? Maybe she'll be pulling the horse cart! (laughs)
Scene 0717 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: (on phone) Cici has been calling me 'Pamela'. Like four times this week.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh man. (laughs)Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I wonder if she'll start calling you 'Jim'.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh boy, please don't. Let's not let that happen.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: (laughs) Um.Jim HalpertOpen quote: What was I gonna- What was I gonna say?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: You're- You know your assistant told me that you have a big pitch meeting today. With Ryan Howard. How did that happen?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Not that Ryan Howard. Um, the Phillies' first baseman.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh, oh OK.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yeah, yeah. Exactly.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: (sighs) Um, Ok. Well?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yeah. So, uh, I'll uh, talk to you later?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah, sounds good. Ok.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Ok great.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Ok.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Bye.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Bye.
Scene 085 linesKevin MaloneOpen quote: (Meredith laughs) What's going on? Oh, did Gangnam Style put out a new song?Oscar MartinezOpen quote: There's a promo for the new documentary on the web.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Play it again.Promo VoiceOpen quote: (Music begins, Michael Scott is shown) The boss. (Pam and Dwight are shown in episodes past) The workers. (Ryan and Michael are shown) The lives. (Jim and Pam and Dwight and Angela are shown) The loves. (More flashback clips) The people. The paper. The Office: An American Workplace. Coming soon on WVIA.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Whoa. You go to the bathroom for 45 minutes and everything changes.
Scene 091 lineKevin MaloneOpen quote: This is a documentary? Oh, I always thought we were like specimens in a human zoo.
Scene 102 linesKevin MaloneOpen quote: (Angela is rewatching the promo and looks nervous about the part with her and Dwight) Did you see this? (lifts monitor in her direction)Angela MartinOpen quote: Your screen is all black. You just unplugged your computer.
Scene 115 linesClark GreenOpen quote: (Pam smiles as she watches the promo with her and Jim on the roof) Oh my god, is that you and Jim?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Uh huh.Clark GreenOpen quote: Jeez, you fell in love with that hair? Really? (laughs) Yikes. That is awful.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: It wasn't so bad.Andy BernardOpen quote: Guys, are you reading the online comments? Somebody commented on my banjo playing. “Banjo at 0:19 is aight” Internet, calm down! I must be really connected with this guy. I mean that's the guy's name, right? ChobbleGobbler?
Scene 125 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: Hey man, how you doin'? Jim Halpert.Ryan HowardOpen quote: Nice to meet you. Eat Fresh.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Hey, man. Darryl.Ryan HowardOpen quote: Hey there, Ryan. Nice to meet you. Eat Fresh. (to camera) Eat Fresh.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Let's go to the conference room.
Scene 135 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: Esther's on her way up. I wonder if she wants a snack. Let's see, I know she likes apples and carrots.Angela MartinOpen quote: I bet she does. I bet she'll eat them right out of your hand with those big strong teeth.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Did I tell you about her teeth?Erin HannonOpen quote: Hey Dwight, you have some guests. I think they're from the forest where we harvest our paper.Angela MartinOpen quote: Yes.
Scene 144 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: Ah, the Ruger family. Welcome.Mr. RugerOpen quote: Fine office you have here. Sturdy walls.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Yes. Esther, you look radiant as always.EstherOpen quote: Thank you. (Dwight kisses her forehead)
Scene 151 lineAngela MartinOpen quote: I guess men find Esther attractive. I mean if there are chubby chasers, then there are men that like that....thing.
Scene 162 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: Weird to see how we used to look in those promos. Some of us have changed so much.Stanley HudsonOpen quote: (eating soft pretzel) We've all changed.
Scene 1721 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: With our firm, you'll be building equity for long after they've retired your number.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: And we all know, baseball does not last forever.Ryan HowardOpen quote: I look at these actors on TV and I think: “C'mon, I can do that.”Jim HalpertOpen quote: Right? (laughs)Ryan HowardOpen quote: Watch this: Eat Fresh. Now what does that make you think of?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Subway sandwiches.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yep.Ryan HowardOpen quote: How? I didn't say Subway sandwiches. It's called playing the subtext.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Wow.Ryan HowardOpen quote: I actually wrote a screenplay, it's called “The Big Piece”Jim HalpertOpen quote: Based on his nickname. Like it already. Let me guess, it's autobiographical.Ryan HowardOpen quote: Half biopic and half superhero movie. A mild mannered professional baseball player, Ryan Howard-Jim HalpertOpen quote: OKRyan HowardOpen quote: -hits a home run into outer space. Ball comes back with space dust on it, which transforms him into: The Big Piece.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: The space dust does it.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Space dust.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Yeah.Ryan HowardOpen quote: I actually brought a- some copies of my script if you guys wanna read it together.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Sure, yeah. (laughs) Hollywood. (Ryan Howard pulls out 3 thick scripts) Alright.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Wow. Yeah, we gonna read it.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Ok, great.
Scene 187 linesKevin MaloneOpen quote: Andy, are there documentary groupies?Andy BernardOpen quote: Of course there are!Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Of course.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: A little ironic that I'm going to be kind of a TV star, because my last Chad Flendermen novel (groups groans) was based on a murdered TV star. The small screen-Nellie BertramOpen quote: Oh, I don't care.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Hey guys, I just found another promo. It's in Danish. I guess it's gonna start airing in Denmark.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh my god!
Scene 1910 linesPromo AnnouncerOpen quote: (Speaks Danish)Kevin MaloneOpen quote: What was that word they said when they showed me “Skrald mand”? What's that mean in Danish? Cool guy? (Oscar looks it up)Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Dumpster Man.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Cool. Superhero.Angela MartinOpen quote: What about me? “Klokken tre pige”Oscar MartinezOpen quote: “Three PM Girl”Angela MartinOpen quote: What? Why would they...wait a second, wait a second! What was that? (pauses on her and Dwight leaving the warehouse area where they've just had sex) Oh! I didn't know they were filming then!Oscar MartinezOpen quote: It looks like the camera man was hiding behind the shelves.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Wait. So they were filming all the time? Even when we didn't know it?Angela MartinOpen quote: Oh my god. (All look at camera horrified)
Scene 2011 linesAngela MartinOpen quote: There was much more secret filming than I expected. (laughs) But I am fine with it, I mean it. I am.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Are you kidding me? It's like half the show is secret footage.Meredith PalmerOpen quote: I am a very private person. I show 'em when I wanna show 'em. Who wants a taste? (lifts shirt to flash camera) Boob sauce!GroupOpen quote: No!Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Meredith!Angela MartinOpen quote: Come on!Nellie BertramOpen quote: Oh my god. Do they film us at night when we're sleeping?Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Yes, Erin. They film us at night when we're sleeping. Cause that makes great TV!Erin HannonOpen quote: Hey.Angela MartinOpen quote: Oscar.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: I'm sorry sweetie. This whole thing is just freaking me out.
Scene 211 lineOscar MartinezOpen quote: I have been very honest with you guys. In a way that could seriously impact the political career of a very good friend of mine. You're not going to use any of that, are you?
Scene 2216 linesAndy BernardOpen quote: People, relax! We are killing it online. Have you guys checked the comments? SmokeThatSkinwagon says: “You guys are killing it!” I mean, we're internet sensations guys!Angela MartinOpen quote: I think we need to figure out what's going on. I might just take a little walk.Stanley HudsonOpen quote: Yes, a little walk sounds like a good idea. (groups moves to warehouse and you can hear Erin whispering something)Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Ok everyone, turn off your mikes.Angela MartinOpen quote: We need to know more. Did their shots have sound? What exactly did they get on tape?Erin HannonOpen quote: I sneezed into my hands without using Purell and then dipped into the candy jar. Did they film that?Nellie BertramOpen quote: My first week here I sneezed directly into the candy jar because I thought I'd get more (Angela and Oscar make disgusted faces) I thought I'd get more screen time than anyone.Pete MillerOpen quote: Ok, Pam. Why don't you visit your buddy, the crew guy that got fired? Find out what they got.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Brian?Pete MillerOpen quote: Yeah.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah, I guess I could.Stanley HudsonOpen quote: Hurry Pam, I need to know how much hellfire is going to rain down on me.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: I thought Terry knew about Cynthia?Stanley HudsonOpen quote: She does. But neither of them know about Lydia.GroupOpen quote: Oh!Meredith PalmerOpen quote: Wow.
Scene 239 linesClark GreenOpen quote: Whoa! Whoa! OK, so what's this lever do?Ruger Sister 1Open quote: That manipulates the secondary shaft.Clark GreenOpen quote: Oh, the secondary shaft. Eeeh, oooga! (laughs)SalesmenOpen quote: The lift capacity's up at two thousand pounds. That's a lot of beets.Mr. RugerOpen quote: Let's talk terms. If you agree to a forty sixty split on this tractor, I'll store it in one of my barns.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Mr. Ruger, are you trying to take advantage of me because I'm interested in your daughter? Fifty fifty split or no deal.Mr. RugerOpen quote: Esther, get in the truck.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Ok ok ok, wait! You win. (shakes hands)SalesmanOpen quote: Let's get the paperwork started.
Scene 243 linesRuger Sister 2Open quote: We should buy an auger together.Clark GreenOpen quote: Oh, yeah. Yeah.Ruger Sister 1Open quote: You would be a great one to buy an auger with.
Scene 251 lineStanley HudsonOpen quote: (on phone) Hello, honey? I just spoke to the TV repair man, he says we need to keep our TVs turned off for a couple of months. Something about the wiring.
Scene 261 lineAndy BernardOpen quote: Oh! Seven new comments. “The guy at 0:19 is hawt!” (typing) “Hi Bongripper, it's me, Andy. The guy from 0:19, I'm glad that you enjoyed my work in that promo. I really enjoyed your comment, going to read some more comments now. Have a great day!”(reading) “He's not hawt, he's gay.” (typing) “Dear JasonJasonJason, it's me, Andy. Nice name. Not! Guess what? I'm not gay! So you are an IDIOT. And I am hawt, according to people on this site who have a brain. Never comment on this page ever again.” (reading) “He is hawt!” See, thank you, that's more like it. “He is butt.” God dammit! I'm about to lose my FREAKING MIND! Screw you TexasPoonTappa! Uh!
Scene 2721 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: Security deposit. That's been-Mr. RugerOpen quote: Standard.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Right, standard.Clark GreenOpen quote: Hey, can I talk to you for one second?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No.Clark GreenOpen quote: One second.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No.Clark GreenOpen quote: One second.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I am closing a deal on a tractor with the father of a woman I plan to inseminate.Clark GreenOpen quote: Don't do it. (takes Dwight's pen)Dwight SchruteOpen quote: What? Don't you cap that pen. Do not cap that pen! Do not! Ugh! You capped it. Wow. You are serious. Ok, you've got two minutes and then the cap comes off.Clark GreenOpen quote: Dude, we're being conned.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Go on.Clark GreenOpen quote: These chicks are way too hot to be into us. Esther's just pretending to like you so that you'll buy her daddy a new tractor.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No.Clark GreenOpen quote: Yes. Her sister's trying to seduce me into buying an auger with her.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: What? Has the warranty expired on the auger you have now?Clark GreenOpen quote: I don't even know what an auger is!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No woman would ever want a man who doesn't know what an auger is.Mr. RugerOpen quote: Hey, you ready to sign?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I just need a moment to consider your offer. Excuse me. (grabs Clark)
Scene 2814 linesBrianOpen quote: Oh, hey!Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Hey!BrianOpen quote: Hi. (laughs)Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Hi, um. I'm sorry, do you have a minute? Is this a bad time?BrianOpen quote: No, no, please, yeah, come on in. It's good to see you. Sorry, my place is usually not this-Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh my gosh, please, don't.BrianOpen quote: Yeah, no, I- actually it's always like this. (laughs) Do you want to go outside? It's a little less cluttered out there.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Sure, yeah. Yeah.BrianOpen quote: Let me grab a couple drinks.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: OK. (Goes out onto terrace) Oh wow, you have a nice view.BrianOpen quote: Alright, that's for you. (hands her beer)Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh, thank you.BrianOpen quote: Cheers.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Cheers.
Scene 2914 linesAngela MartinOpen quote: (Plays boom box to drown out sound) Alright, how much have you revealed on camera about your relationship with the senator?Oscar MartinezOpen quote: They caught us kissing on Halloween.Angela MartinOpen quote: Oh! He was dressed like Ronald Reagan! (Slaps Oscar)Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Oh!Angela MartinOpen quote: God!Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Angela! Well he kissed like Jack Kennedy!Angela MartinOpen quote: Oh! (slaps him again) Stop it! Stop kissing him! Someone needs to call and warn him. This could ruin his career.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Well, I don't like giving him bad news.Angela MartinOpen quote: Call him!Oscar MartinezOpen quote: You call him!Angela MartinOpen quote: Call him! (hits Oscar)Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Stop hitting me!Angela MartinOpen quote: Call him! Call him!Oscar MartinezOpen quote: No!
Scene 3031 linesBrianOpen quote: So...Pam BeeslyOpen quote: So..BrianOpen quote: What brings you by?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Well, the promo for the documentary aired today.BrianOpen quote: Oh yeah, that's right.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah. It's kinda crazy.BrianOpen quote: Yeah, it is.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: See all this like old stuff, like um, there's that shot of Jim and I up on the roof?BrianOpen quote: Oh yeah, that was, that was a good moment.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah, wasn't that neat?BrianOpen quote: Yeah, it was cool.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah, and there's this one when we were listening to music and it's like, it's like w were in love and we didn't even know we were in love and it's...but- Do you think Jim's changed?BrianOpen quote: Um...Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I'm sorry. Did that? That was out of the blue-BrianOpen quote: No no, it's-Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I just mean because you know us and you like observed us for ten years and I feel like he's- I just feel like...he's so into his work right now and....I don't know, am I crazy?BrianOpen quote: No, you're not crazy.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Well, I wish that made me feel better. Listen, so everybody saw the promos and they're kinda freaking out. (Brian laughs) Cause it seems like you got a lot of private stuff on camera-BrianOpen quote: Yeah.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: You know, stuff people didn't intend for everyone to see. And they kinda want to know how much.BrianOpen quote: They want to know how much what?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: How much stuff you got.BrianOpen quote: Pretty much everything.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Well yeah, but what if we turned our mike packs?BrianOpen quote: They've got parabolic mikes, they can pick you up a hundred yards away, so...no if you were around there, they got you.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: So we basically had no privacy for ten years.BrianOpen quote: That's not really true, I mean-Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Um...yeah, I gotta, I gotta go.BrianOpen quote: Oh no, hang on a second. Pam, I'm sorry, I- I- I can explain this so much better.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: No I think you explained it.BrianOpen quote: Look, if you give me a chance I can, I- (Pam leaves) Pam.
Scene 3125 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: “Together we will win this baseball game against the evil space Yankees. Eat Fresh.”Ryan HowardOpen quote: That'll pay for the exploding helicopter.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Smart.Ryan HowardOpen quote: “Suddenly, the evil thugs break in to the stadium. The Big Piece hits baseballs at the evil thugs.”Jim HalpertOpen quote: “Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks.”Ryan HowardOpen quote: Come on man, sell it!Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Yeah, Jim.Jim HalpertOpen quote: (louder) “Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks!”Ryan HowardOpen quote: Yeah, that's better. A bunch of hot women go: “Oh yeah!”Jim HalpertOpen quote: “Megan, I was too shy to tell you this when I was just a normal professional baseball player, but I love you.”Ryan HowardOpen quote: “They kiss. It is super emotional. Like in Toy Story.”Jim HalpertOpen quote: Wow. I tell you what, it's really strong. I can't wait to read the rest of it later and see how it ends.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: It's so strong.Ryan HowardOpen quote: Keep reading then.Jim HalpertOpen quote: “Gotta go! Darth Vader's launching a huge attack.”Ryan HowardOpen quote: Um another thing. I'm gonna need you to get me the rights to Darth Vader.Jim HalpertOpen quote: I don't know how we'd go about doing that.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: We can look into it.Jim HalpertOpen quote: We'll look into it.Ryan HowardOpen quote: We need Darth.Jim HalpertOpen quote: We gotta get him.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: We'll go after Darth then.Jim HalpertOpen quote: We're gonna go get him.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: That's what we gotta do.Jim HalpertOpen quote: We're gonna get him.
Scene 3220 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: Maybe you're right. Esther's a ten and the best I've ever done is Angela who's a nine and she rejected me.Clark GreenOpen quote: A Scranton nine, but yeah, point taken. Hey, let's go out tonight and just score a couple fours huh? I mean there are no games with fours.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Who needs a new tractor anyway? Maybe we're the kinda guys who end up with a tractor that's already been rode hard and put away muddy.Clark GreenOpen quote: Screw new tractors. Guys like us, we gotta plant our seed a different way.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: By hand.EstherOpen quote: Dwight, we need to talk.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I don't know that there's anything left for us to talk about, Esther.EstherOpen quote: Look, we're gonna have the tractor for the same amount of work days but my dad is planning on leasing it to the Vanderkirk brothers on the weekends.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No.EstherOpen quote: So you're going to be paying more, but he's putting on ten times the miles and he's pocketing a profit behind your back.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: That snake!EstherOpen quote: You need to tell him you want a deal based on miles or he can just stick that tractor where the sun don't shine.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: That shady grove out by Willard's pond.EstherOpen quote: Mmhm.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: So, you're fine with me not leasing the tractor? I mean, our courtship can proceed?EstherOpen quote: Of course. (laughs) You didn't just think I was tractor bait, did you?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (laughs) No!Clark GreenOpen quote: Hey Dwight, what's an auger used for?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Post hole digging. (points and laughs with Esther)EstherOpen quote: Stupid.
Scene 3322 linesThe SenatorOpen quote: (On speakerphone) You've reached Senator Robert Lipton, please leave a message. (beep)Angela & OscarOpen quote: Hi honey!Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Oh you?Angela MartinOpen quote: No you go. Hi honey!Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Hey, Hey Robert!Angela MartinOpen quote: It's Angela and Oscar.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Hey.Angela MartinOpen quote: Just a few quick things.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Um the documentary's going to be airing soon, and, and you look great in the promos.Angela MartinOpen quote: Oh you look so handsome! Very presidential.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Very much so.Angela MartinOpen quote: Yeah.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Absolutely.Angela MartinOpen quote: Yeah!Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Hey, I get the sense you're gonna be outed as gay.Angela MartinOpen quote: Yes and I cheated on you with Dwight, it looks like they got it on film. I didn't tell you about it.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: I think that's it!Angela MartinOpen quote: I think we're good.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Done!Angela MartinOpen quote: Bye!Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Ok!Angela MartinOpen quote: Love you! (Oscar hangs up) God.
Scene 343 linesAndy BernardOpen quote: (on video) Hey! TexasPoonTappa and JasonJasonJason and all the rest of you haters out there! Check this out. (plays banjo, screen types out “you suck my nutz” from TexasPoonTappa, camera zooms out to reveal Nellie)Nellie BertramOpen quote: Good night Andy.Andy BernardOpen quote: Huh? Yeah, see ya. (sees comment) Oh! What?! (starts crying)
Scene 352 linesPromo AnnouncerOpen quote: (Speaks Danish)Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I hope you got sound on everything. I'd love a DVD of that. (at computer opens translator. Types in “Elskere” which comes back as “lovers” Pam smiles)