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Vol. 9 · Issue 18Scranton, PA

Keep an eye out for Phyllis and her spicy audiobooks while you look through every single line from this episode. Between the documentary promos finally airing and Jim dealing with a very creative movie pitch from Ryan Howard, things are getting pretty tense in Scranton. You'll find the complete script and all those nervous quotes from the staff right here.

Scene 01

1 line
Kevin Malone

Scene 02

3 lines
Pam Beesly
Clark Green
Pam Beesly

Scene 03

6 lines
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Darryl Philbin
Pam Beesly
Meredith Palmer
Group

Scene 04

15 lines
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Toby Flenderson
Group
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Phyllis Vance
Andy Bernard

Scene 05

13 lines
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Angela Martin

Scene 06

1 line
Angela Martin

Scene 07

17 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 08

5 lines
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Phyllis Vance
Promo Voice
Kevin Malone

Scene 09

1 line
Kevin Malone

Scene 10

2 lines
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin

Scene 11

5 lines
Clark Green
Pam Beesly
Clark Green
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard

Scene 12

5 lines
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Darryl Philbin
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert

Scene 13

5 lines
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Angela Martin

Scene 14

4 lines
Dwight Schrute
Mr. Ruger
Dwight Schrute
Esther

Scene 15

1 line
Angela Martin

Scene 16

2 lines
Pam Beesly
Stanley Hudson

Scene 17

21 lines
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert

Scene 18

7 lines
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Toby Flenderson
Nellie Bertram
Oscar Martinez
Pam Beesly

Scene 19

10 lines
Promo Announcer
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Phyllis Vance
Angela Martin

Scene 20

11 lines
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Meredith Palmer
Group
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Nellie Bertram
Oscar Martinez
Erin Hannon
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez

Scene 21

1 line
Oscar Martinez

Scene 22

16 lines
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Stanley Hudson
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Erin Hannon
Nellie Bertram
Pete Miller
Pam Beesly
Pete Miller
Pam Beesly
Stanley Hudson
Phyllis Vance
Stanley Hudson
Group
Meredith Palmer

Scene 23

9 lines
Clark Green
Ruger Sister 1
Clark Green
Salesmen
Mr. Ruger
Dwight Schrute
Mr. Ruger
Dwight Schrute
Salesman

Scene 24

3 lines
Ruger Sister 2
Clark Green
Ruger Sister 1

Scene 25

1 line
Stanley Hudson

Scene 26

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 27

21 lines
Dwight Schrute
Mr. Ruger
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Mr. Ruger
Dwight Schrute

Scene 28

14 lines
Brian
Pam Beesly
Brian
Pam Beesly
Brian
Pam Beesly
Brian
Pam Beesly
Brian
Pam Beesly
Brian
Pam Beesly
Brian
Pam Beesly

Scene 29

14 lines
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez

Scene 30

31 lines
Brian
Pam Beesly
Brian
Pam Beesly
Brian
Pam Beesly
Brian
Pam Beesly
Brian
Pam Beesly
Brian
Pam Beesly
Brian
Pam Beesly
Brian
Pam Beesly
Brian
Pam Beesly
Brian
Pam Beesly
Brian
Pam Beesly
Brian
Pam Beesly
Brian
Pam Beesly
Brian
Pam Beesly
Brian
Pam Beesly
Brian

Scene 31

25 lines
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert

Scene 32

20 lines
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Esther
Dwight Schrute
Esther
Dwight Schrute
Esther
Dwight Schrute
Esther
Dwight Schrute
Esther
Dwight Schrute
Esther
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Esther

Scene 33

22 lines
The Senator
Angela & Oscar
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin

Scene 34

3 lines
Andy Bernard
Nellie Bertram
Andy Bernard

Scene 35

2 lines
Promo Announcer
Pam Beesly