Survivor Man

Every single line from Michael’s ill-fated trip into the Pennsylvania wilderness is right here, including the exact moment he decides to turn his business suit into a survival hat. You can check out the full script to see Dwight’s 'Overkill Killer' phase and Jim’s failed attempt to fix the office birthday schedule. It's the ultimate list of quotes for when you need to remember exactly how Michael screamed about his personal business in the woods.