Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Survivor Man

Vol. 4 · Issue 7Scranton, PA

Michael is out in the woods trying to prove he's a survivalist, while Jim is back at the office discovering that messing with birthday cake is a dangerous game. Every line of dialogue from the episode is right here, from the "Survivor Man" drama to the birthday pie demands. You'll see exactly how Michael's pants became a very stylish hat.

Scene 01

5 lines
Toby Flenderson
Meredith Palmer
Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott
Toby Flenderson

Scene 02

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 03

3 lines
Pam Beesly
Toby Flenderson
Phyllis Vance

Scene 04

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Phyllis Vance

Scene 05

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Pam Beesly
Toby Flenderson

Scene 06

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Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott
Toby Flenderson

Scene 07

4 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert

Scene 08

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 09

3 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 10

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 11

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Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 12

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Michael Scott

Scene 13

5 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 14

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Dwight Schrute

Scene 15

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Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert

Scene 16

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Dwight Schrute

Scene 17

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Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 18

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Angela Martin
Jim Halpert
Angela Martin
Jim Halpert
Angela Martin
Jim Halpert
Angela Martin

Scene 19

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Jim Halpert

Scene 20

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 21

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 22

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Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 23

2 lines
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez

Scene 24

2 lines
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance

Scene 25

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 26

7 lines
Jim Halpert
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 27

3 lines
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 28

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Dwight Schrute

Scene 29

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Dwight Schrute

Scene 30

7 lines
Jim Halpert
Oscar Martinez
Jim Halpert
Oscar Martinez
Jim Halpert
Oscar Martinez
Jim Halpert

Scene 31

10 lines
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 32

9 lines
Meredith Palmer
Jim Halpert
Meredith Palmer
Jim Halpert
Meredith Palmer
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Creed Bratton

Scene 33

13 lines
Creed Bratton
Jim Halpert
Creed Bratton
Jim Halpert
Creed Bratton
Jim Halpert
Creed Bratton
Jim Halpert
Creed Bratton
Jim Halpert
Creed Bratton
Jim Halpert
Creed Bratton

Scene 34

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 35

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 36

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Michael Scott

Scene 37

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 38

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Michael Scott

Scene 39

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Michael Scott

Scene 40

13 lines
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard

Scene 41

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 42

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 43

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 44

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Dwight Schrute

Scene 45

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 46

11 lines
Meredith Palmer
Kevin Malone
Stanley Hudson
Oscar Martinez
Stanley Hudson
Creed Bratton
Oscar Martinez
Creed Bratton
Oscar Martinez
Jim Halpert
Creed Bratton

Scene 47

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 48

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 49

15 lines
Toby Flenderson
Jim Halpert
Toby Flenderson
Jim Halpert
Toby Flenderson
Jim Halpert
Toby Flenderson
Jim Halpert
Toby Flenderson
Jim Halpert
Toby Flenderson
Jim Halpert
Toby Flenderson
Jim Halpert
Toby Flenderson

Scene 50

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Jim Halpert

Scene 51

10 lines
Jim Halpert
Angela Martin
Toby Flenderson
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Creed Bratton
Phyllis Vance

Scene 52

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 53

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Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 54

2 lines
Everyone
Michael Scott

Scene 55

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 56

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Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott