Dwight Christmas

Belsnickel is here to decide if the Scranton branch has been impish or admirable, and you'll find every line from his Pennsylvania Dutch celebration right here. Between the hog maw and the gluhwein, Jim tries to make a clean break for his new job in Philly while Pete puts on a one-man show of Die Hard. This full script captures all the chaos, from Toby’s boring jury stories to that very awkward kiss with Nellie.