Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Dwight Christmas

Vol. 9 · Issue 9Scranton, PA

Every line from the time Dwight brought Belsnickel and hog maw into the office is right here for you. Whether you're looking for Pete's Die Hard recitation or Jim's heartfelt goodbye to Pam, the full script and every quote can be found below. It's the perfect way to see who was actually impish or admirable this year.

Scene 01

3 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 02

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 03

12 lines
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Erin Hannon
Angela Martin
Nellie Bertram
Erin Hannon
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez

Scene 04

1 line
Oscar Martinez

Scene 05

13 lines
Phyllis Vance
Meredith Palmer
Nellie Bertram
Kevin Malone
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin
Jim Halpert
Angela Martin
Stanley Hudson
Meredith Palmer
Creed Bratton

Scene 06

1 line
Creed Bratton

Scene 07

4 lines
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Angela Martin
Nellie Bertram

Scene 08

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 09

4 lines
Jim Halpert
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 10

29 lines
Pete Miller
Erin Hannon
Pete Miller
Erin Hannon
Pete Miller
Erin Hannon
Pete Miller
Erin Hannon
Kevin Malone
Erin Hannon
Kevin Malone
Pete Miller
Erin Hannon
Kevin Malone
Pete Miller
Kevin Malone
Pete Miller
Kevin Malone
Pete Miller
Kevin Malone
Erin Hannon
Pete Miller
Erin Hannon
Pete Miller
Erin Hannon
Pete Miller
Erin Hannon
Pete Miller
Erin Hannon

Scene 11

7 lines
Jim Halpert
Stanley Hudson
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin

Scene 12

1 line
Darryl Philbin

Scene 13

10 lines
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Toby Flenderson
Nellie Bertram
Toby Flenderson
Nellie Bertram
Toby Flenderson
Stanley Hudson
Toby Flenderson

Scene 14

15 lines
Pam Beesly
Phyllis Vance
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute

Scene 15

3 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 16

14 lines
Dwight Schrute
Meredith Palmer
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Stanley Hudson
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Meredith Palmer
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute

Scene 17

3 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 18

2 lines
Dwight Schrute
Kevin Malone

Scene 19

4 lines
Pete Miller
Erin Hannon
Pete Miller
Erin Hannon

Scene 20

1 line
Erin Hannon

Scene 21

10 lines
Pete Miller
Erin Hannon
Pete Miller
Erin Hannon
Pete Miller
Erin Hannon
Pete Miller
Erin Hannon
Pete Miller
Toby Flenderson

Scene 22

7 lines
Kevin Malone
Phyllis Vance
Kevin Malone
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 23

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 24

15 lines
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Stanley Hudson
Dwight Schrute

Scene 25

2 lines
Pete Miller
Erin Hannon

Scene 26

1 line
Darryl Philbin

Scene 27

23 lines
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 28

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 29

26 lines
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Meredith Palmer

Scene 30

13 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 31

2 lines
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute

Scene 32

2 lines
Phyllis Vance
Angela Martin

Scene 33

2 lines
Nellie Bertram
Toby Flenderson

Scene 34

1 line
Darryl Philbin

Scene 35

9 lines
Darryl Philbin
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute

Scene 36

1 line
Darryl Philbin

Scene 37

5 lines
Erin Hannon
Pete Miller
Erin Hannon
Pete Miller
Erin Hannon

Scene 38

12 lines
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert

Scene 39

15 lines
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute

Scene 40

10 lines
Toby Flenderson
Nellie Bertram
Toby Flenderson
Nellie Bertram
Toby Flenderson
Nellie Bertram
Toby Flenderson
Nellie Bertram
Toby Flenderson
Nellie Bertram