Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Chair Model

Vol. 4 · Issue 10Scranton, PA

Every line from the "Chair Model" episode is right here, from Michael's tragic quest for his catalog soulmate to the legendary meeting of the five families. You'll find the full script and those awkward dating quotes that make this one a classic. It’s the perfect way to catch every joke from the parking lot battle to the graveyard song.

Scene 01

5 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 02

2 lines
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard

Scene 03

1 line
Kevin Malone

Scene 04

2 lines
Pam Beesly
Kevin Malone

Scene 05

3 lines
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly

Scene 06

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 07

10 lines
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly

Scene 08

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 09

4 lines
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton
Pam Beesly
Creed Bratton

Scene 10

1 line
Creed Bratton

Scene 11

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 12

2 lines
Andy Bernard
Phyllis Vance

Scene 13

9 lines
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott

Scene 14

15 lines
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott

Scene 15

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 16

4 lines
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 17

16 lines
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott

Scene 18

7 lines
Stanley Hudson
Phyllis Vance
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 19

15 lines
Michael Scott
Wendy's phone operator
Michael Scott
Wendy's phone operator
Michael Scott
Wendy's phone operator
Michael Scott
Wendy's phone operator
Michael Scott
Wendy's phone operator
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 20

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 21

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 22

12 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 23

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 24

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 25

3 lines
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone

Scene 26

1 line
Kevin Malone

Scene 27

2 lines
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone

Scene 28

8 lines
Michael Scott
Margaret
Michael Scott
Margaret
Michael Scott
Margaret
Michael Scott
Coffee shop worker

Scene 29

3 lines
Michael Scott
Margaret
Michael Scott

Scene 30

10 lines
Michael Scott
Margaret
Michael Scott
Margaret
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Margaret
Michael Scott
Margaret
Michael Scott

Scene 31

15 lines
Bob Vance
Andy Bernard
W.B. Jones
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
W.B. Jones
Andy Bernard
W.B. Jones
Kevin Malone
Paul Faust
Kevin Malone
Bill Cress
Paul
W.B. Jones
Paul

Scene 32

1 line
Kevin Malone

Scene 33

23 lines
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 34

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 35

6 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 36

7 lines
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard

Scene 37

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 38

10 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 39

8 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 40

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 41

4 lines
Michael & Dwight
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott