Here's the complete script for the "Work Bus" episode, from Jim's EMF prank to Dwight's "trouser hive" meltdown. Every line is right here for you to grab your favorite quotes or see how the Dunder Mifflin crew handled a mobile office. It's basically a rolling archive of the time the whole gang went on a hunt for Laverne’s pies.
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Jim wants to get Pam a surprise week off from work. He tricks Dwight into believing the office has dangerous EMF radiation. Jim uses unpopped popcorn kernels to fake a radiation leak near Dwight's desk.
Dwight is the landlord and refuses to pay for expensive building repairs. He rents a large bus to serve as a mobile office instead. The staff feels cramped and cranky inside the moving vehicle.
Jim convinces the group to drive to a famous pie stand. The destination is Laverne’s Pies Tires Fixed Also. The ride becomes a fun road trip filled with singing and chanting.
Nellie needs a character reference so she can adopt a baby. Andy is the boss and treats her poorly. He refuses to sign her papers and calls her "unfit" to be a mother.
Dwight climbs onto the roof of the bus because he is upset. He believes the "radiation" made him infertile. Jim joins him on the roof to comfort him and admits the radiation was a prank.
The group reaches the pie stand just before it closes. Kevin shows he can do complex math instantly if the problem involves pies. This is a classic scene that fans always remember.
Andy eventually has a change of heart about Nellie. He signs her adoption papers and adds a very kind note. The episode ends with the coworkers bonding over slices of pie.
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