Scene 011 lineDwight SchruteOpen quote: Gotta clear out these file cabinets people, a lot of these are dead accounts. “Scranton Mimeograph Corp?” I don’t think we’re doing business with them any time soon. That’s odd. A letter from Robert Dunder. “A valuable artifact has come into my possession. I have hidden it until such time as a person of strong intellect may safely recover it. This golden chalice is of immeasurable historical and religious significance.” The Holy Grail.
Scene 022 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: (on phone): Did you send Dwight on a quest for the Holy Grail?Jim HalpertOpen quote: I think I’m a little too busy these days to s--- (whispering) Oh ,my God. I did send Dwight on a quest for the Holy Grail.
Scene 031 lineJim HalpertOpen quote: The Dunder Code! I completely forgot about that prank. That had to be like six or seven years ago. Stayed late every night for a month. Had a lot more free time back then.
Scene 048 linesKevin MaloneOpen quote: I don’t get it.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Aha! A lightbulb.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: A lightbul--Dwight SchruteOpen quote: A lightbulb. Okay. Okay. (holding note over lamp) Invisible ink.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Whoa.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: “Higher than numbers go.” The ceiling above accounting!Angela MartinOpen quote: Dwight! Down, Dwight! Dwight!Jim HalpertOpen quote: (on phone): Man, I wish I was there to see his face when he gets to the end ...
Scene 082 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: An “X.”Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Annex. It must open something in the annex.
Scene 093 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: Oh.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Whoa.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: “Sedes introiti.” Seat of entrance.
Scene 104 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: (shouts while cutting up seat cushion - gasps upon finding playing cards)Pete MillerOpen quote: What?Oscar MartinezOpen quote: What?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: That’s a flush.
Scene 112 linesEveryoneOpen quote: (murmuring as Dwight holds up toy forklift)EveryoneOpen quote: The warehouse.
Scene 141 lineDwight SchruteOpen quote: Let’s just forget it. Forget it. (warehouse worker dips donut into golden chalice)
Scene 1510 linesNellie BertramOpen quote: So, how are we getting on with our grand social media initiative?Erin HannonOpen quote: Well, we created a fake profile for a really cool guy named Derek McBlack.Nellie BertramOpen quote: Wow.Erin HannonOpen quote: It’s just Pete in sunglasses.Nellie BertramOpen quote: Oh.Erin HannonOpen quote: And then we had him “Like” Dunder Mifflin.Pete MillerOpen quote: Then we created a bunch of fake friends for Derek, and we had all of them “Like” Derek’s “Likes.”Erin HannonOpen quote: So far, we’re only popular with imaginary people, but we think this is the start of something big.Nellie BertramOpen quote: You two are geniuses. And I am a genius putting you two together.Erin HannonOpen quote: All right.
Scene 161 lineErin HannonOpen quote: Pete and I work well together -- not that there’s anything special about Pete. It could be any guy... or girl-- not that I’m into girls. Not that I’m into Pete. Ugh! What was the question?
Scene 174 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: Hey.Co-workerOpen quote: Hey Jim. Peter Rowley at Bridgeport Capital requested a meeting at lunch.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Okay. Can we keep it on the early side, though? I got that thing in Scranton later.Co-worker #2Open quote: Uh sure. No problem.
Scene 181 lineJim HalpertOpen quote: Cece’s ballet recital is today. I cannot wait. I’ve been working with her on her move. It’s called the Cece Spin and Kiss. Do you want to see it? It’s kind of like this. It’s pretty cute, right?
Scene 196 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: Pfft, “Athlead”? Please. They’re too lazy to call it Athletes Lead? Jim should just call it “Stumpany,” for “Stupid Company.”Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Nothing stupid about working for yourself. Hanging out with pro athletes, getting free tickets to the games. That’s why I’m doing it.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: You’re working for “Stumpany” too?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Yeah, just weekends for now, but pretty soon, I’m switching over.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: What?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Yep.
Scene 206 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: (on phone) Hey, Halpert, what’s the big idea? First you jump ship. Now you’re stealing Darryl too. When will it end?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Well, take your worst fear and multiply it by infinity.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: You won’t stop until you’ve poached us all.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yeah. Even you.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No. I’ll be damned if I’m gonna let us lose me.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Bye, Dwight.
Scene 224 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: Hey, Angela? Did you hear about the Irish-American Cultural Center mural?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Ooh, I haven’t heard it. So, what about the Irish-American Cultural Center mural? Potato?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh, no, Kevin, it’s not a joke. Angela’s husband put me up for a-- um, just never mind.Angela MartinOpen quote: I have no information. But I’m sure as soon as they know, they’ll call you.
Scene 231 linePam BeeslyOpen quote: Senator Lipton helped me submit my design for a new mural on a building downtown. Now I’m just waiting to hear from the selection committee. But, you know, let’s be realistic. There are a ton of great artists in Scranton with way more experience. I mean, who are they gonna go with -- some nobody like me or a big name like Tracy Fleeb?
Scene 242 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: Well, I’m heading out to Cece’s dance recital.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Aw.
Scene 2520 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: Hey, Cece, Daddy’s gonna have dinner with us tonight after he comes to your recital. Are you excited?CeceOpen quote: Yeah.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Let’s call him.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Hey. I was just about to call you.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Hey, Hon, are you close?Jim HalpertOpen quote: I am still in Philly, actually.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: What?Jim HalpertOpen quote: It’s insane. This huge investor got cold feet, so I’m stuck here trying to keep him on board.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Hon, I wish you would have told me an hour ago, when you knew you weren’t gonna make it.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Pam, I couldn’t get out. I barely made it out just to make this phone call.CeceOpen quote: I want Daddy.Jim HalpertOpen quote: You’re gonna do great. And you know what? Mommy’s gonna record it. So we’ll watch it together. Do you mind doing that, Pam?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Of course.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Okay. Are you sure you know how to do video on the phone?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yes, Jim, I think I know how to point a rectangle at something.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Okay, okay, you know, just sometimes you’re not the best with the phone.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I know how to operate my phone, okay? Listen, we’re getting close. We will talk to you later. Say, “Bye, Daddy.”CeceOpen quote: Bye, Daddy.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Bye. (pause) Yep. See, you’ve still got to press “End,” Pam.CeceOpen quote: Press “End.”
Scene 2611 linesPete MillerOpen quote: Oh, check it out. This is our first real “Like.”Erin HannonOpen quote: Oh, my gosh!Pete MillerOpen quote: Oh! All right, Alan Olson from North Dakota. He also likes Hammermill and Georgia Pacific.Erin HannonOpen quote: Wow. That guy’s really into paper.Pete MillerOpen quote: Yeah.Nellie BertramOpen quote: Well done, you two.Erin HannonOpen quote: We did it. Youth task force forever.Pete MillerOpen quote: Yes.Pete MillerOpen quote: (doing a series of hand bumps with Erin) Bap, bup, bup, bap. Wait. Did I go first and then you?Erin HannonOpen quote: No, you go -- okay.Pete MillerOpen quote: All right, all right.Okay, start over.
Scene 271 lineNellie BertramOpen quote: Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh God. Andy has just started to be nice to me, I just sent his girlfriend into the arms of a younger man. “Our social media presence should be hot, hot, hot. Go at it vigorously.” I did everything but unzip their pants for them. Oh, God, Nellie.
Scene 288 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: Hey, everybody. Uh, coffee order is going around -- on me. Just sign your name below.EveryoneOpen quote: (murmuring)Dwight SchruteOpen quote: You’re welcome.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Wait. This says “Dunder Mifflin Loyalty Pledge”?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: This -- uh, what? Double mocha latte, please? You got it. Just sign your name below. Whatever you want.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: “Loyalty pledge”?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Come on, Dwight, stop overreacting. I’m getting all my work done here. No customers have complained. Nobody even knows.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Yeah, we’ll see about that.
Scene 293 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: Bust out your complaint files. I need everything you’ve got on Darryl since he started working for Jim in the last few weeks. Break it down by keyword, okay? “Infuriating, irresponsible”...Clark GreenOpen quote: They got us set up with Windows 95, so you’re kind of dreaming here.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Okay, I’m gonna need you to print it out.
Scene 3028 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: (writing on white board) Customer Loyalty. What is it? Can you hold it in your hand? Can you nudge it with your finger? Can you dump it on a woman? No. Why? Because it’s an idea. But what does it mean?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Ooh, it’s when you get a free sandwich after you’ve already eaten ten sandwiches.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Not even close. Mr. Romanko has been a client for 20 years. He came in today in a rage. Why? Because of Darryl. Because Darryl was focusing on outside projects and needs to remember his first priority-- the client.Mr. RomankoOpen quote: I wouldn’t say a rage.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Mr. Romanko, we were a day late on one of your deliveries, but two of our trucks were down for repairs. It’s very unlikely it would happen again.Mr. RomankoOpen quote: Thank you. Thank you.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No, you’re not going anywhere, okay? You are angry, and we are gonna hear you out, all right? Because business is about relationships, and the key to relationships is what, Darryl? L--Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Loyalty.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Loyalty.Nellie BertramOpen quote: Loyalty is exactly right.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Thank you.Nellie BertramOpen quote: Yes. I mean, it is everything. Let’s all ask ourselves, have we been faithful in our relationships?Stanley HudsonOpen quote: That’s none of your damn business.Nellie BertramOpen quote: Darryl is “dating” Dunder Mifflin.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Darryl is dating Val... still.Nellie BertramOpen quote: But he’s flirting with Jim’s company on the side. And we all know what flirting can lead to.Mr. RomankoOpen quote: I’m sorry. Do I still need to be here?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Yes.Nellie BertramOpen quote: I’m having a bit of trouble understanding the importance of loyalty. So let’s-- let’s use an example. Take Erin. Erin’s boyfriend Andy, is away across the ocean.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Yeah.Nellie BertramOpen quote: So is it all right for her to flirt with Creed, for example?Creed BrattonOpen quote: Let’s try it out.Nellie BertramOpen quote: No, let’s-- let’s-- let’s not say Creed. Let’s say Mr. X.Angela MartinOpen quote: Well, I think it would be immoral for Erin to cheat on Andy.Erin HannonOpen quote: Oh, I’m sorry. Didn’t you cheat on Andy?Angela MartinOpen quote: Yes. And he didn’t like it.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Does Mr. X know that Erin has a boyfriend, or did Erin keep that from Mr. X?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Okay, this is really hard to follow. Can we just say Pete because that’s the guy that Erin’s flirting with?
Scene 3111 linesDance TeacherOpen quote: Ladies and gentlemen, the Little Ladybug Ballerinas.BallerinasOpen quote: One, two, three.Parent in AudienceOpen quote: Really?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh, I’m sorry. Sorry.BallerinasOpen quote: One, two, three.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: (whispering) Hello? Yes, this is Pam Halpert. I got the mural? (Loudly) Oh, my God!AudienceOpen quote: Shh!Pam BeeslyOpen quote: (whispering) Um, I’m sorry. I have to go. My daughter’s a ladybug. I know that doesn’t make any sense. Um, thank you, thank you.Parent in audience #2Open quote: You’re very rude.Parent in audience #1Open quote: Yes, very rude.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Shh! Kids are dancing.
Scene 325 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: Thank you so much for coming. Darryl and I will be here to serve you for years and years and years and years. (chuckles) So, should we go call Jim and tell him to go screw himself?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Dwight, look, I’m sorry you’re having a hard time with this, okay? Athlead is my future. No disrespect to Dunder Mifflin, but if I can have fun at work, I want that.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: It can’t be more fun than selling paper and paper products.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: It can.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Are you pretending to be crazy, huh?
Scene 332 linesPhyllis VanceOpen quote: Well, Andy’s cute, but he’s too vanilla, whereas Pete - he’s just one sick dude. I mean, you know this guy likes to get weird.Erin HannonOpen quote: I’m just gonna say this one more time. Pete and I haven’t done anything.
Scene 348 linesMeredith PalmerOpen quote: Yeah right. With slammin’ bods like that, they ain’t playing checkers.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: People, it’s 2013. Erin is a strong, independent woman. Who says she has to end up with any man?Erin HannonOpen quote: Okay, can everyone please stop speaking for me? Andy is my boyfriend. Pete and I are just friends. And that’s the end of it. Right, Pete?Pete MillerOpen quote: That is correct. Come on, guys, where is this even coming from?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Your feelings for Erin? Probably your heart... and a little bit your penis.EveryoneOpen quote: (groan)Erin HannonOpen quote: Nellie, you have to shut down the task force. I’m not sure if you need to start a new task force to do that, but please just shut down the task force.Nellie BertramOpen quote: I suppose that will-- that will be all right, yeah.
Scene 351 lineNellie BertramOpen quote: Most relationships eventually die on their own, but sometimes they just need a little pillow over the face. You’re welcome, Andy. And you’re welcome, my own ass.
Scene 364 linesInvestorOpen quote: Listen, I appreciate you taking the time with me.Co-workerOpen quote: Peter, please. We completely understand your concerns here. Let us just show you the latest projections. Jim?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Uh, Wade actually has those on the road, but he’s gonna be calling in with those numbers any second. So just hold on one s--Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh, actually... uh, nope. That is my wife. Again, he’ll be calling in any second.
Scene 371 linePam BeeslyOpen quote: (on phone) Hey, uh, give me a call back when you get a chance. Cece did great, and I want to tell you something.
Scene 384 linesLonnieOpen quote: Hey boss, you gotta jump on a delivery.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: I don’t do that anymore.LonnieOpen quote: That’s what they told me.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: (sighs)
Scene 392 linesDarryl PhilbinOpen quote: All right, let’s get this over with.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: You looking for fun? It just found you! Woo! (laughs) Here we go! Yeah!
Scene 404 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: Yes, we will be delivering a shipment of paper today, but I will also be delivering you a big shipment of fun!Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: How far is this place? (turns off radio)Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Uh, not far at all, but I thought along the way, we could play some sports. (throws small ball at Darryl)Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Fun.
Scene 4111 linesToby FlendersonOpen quote: Hey, really nice job in that meeting in there.Nellie BertramOpen quote: Oh, thank you. I don’t know, I sort of thought--Toby FlendersonOpen quote: (hugging Nellie) So proud of you, Hon.Nellie BertramOpen quote: Oh, I don’t know. Okay.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: I’m just curious though, what do you have against Pete and Erin?Nellie BertramOpen quote: Well, Andy wrote me a really nice recommendation letter for the adoption agency, and I-- I just sort of felt I owed him one.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: Pete’s a pretty cool guy, though, and Andy was a terrible lover to Erin. He basically ignored her and left on a boat.Nellie BertramOpen quote: I didn’t really think about it like that.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: Yeah, well... Not everybody has what we have.Nellie BertramOpen quote: “What we have”?Toby FlendersonOpen quote: Mm-hmm.
Scene 4311 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: Yes. Fast food. I’ll take a burger over a gross Philly cheese-steak any day.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: They have fast food in Philly.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Not like this.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Exactly like this.Fast Food WorkerOpen quote: And your milkshake.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Thank you.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: It’s 30 degrees out. You drinkin’ a mildshake?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Nope. (throwing milkshake) Fire in the hole! (laughs) Oh, yeah! Now that’s what working at a paper company’s all about!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Wait, what you doing? No, I need the k-- We have to go.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: You just threw a milkshake in a restaurant where they make minimum wage.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: It’s a youtube thing! Let’s go. Let’s go. Come on, they’re coming.
Scene 4413 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: Anyone want to see the video from Cece’s recital?Angela MartinOpen quote: Oh, I would love to, but I am swamped... with that (picks up piece of paper).Oscar MartinezOpen quote: I’ll watch it. Let’s get this over with.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: All right, you don’t have to.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Let’s get this over with, Pam.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Okay.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Oh.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Wait. What?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: (recorded on phone) Excuse me, I have to get back to work.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh, no. I took a phone call in the middle of taping, and then when I went to turn it back on, I must have turned it off.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: User error. I’ve heard of that happening to other people.Angela MartinOpen quote: Oscar, don’t rub it in. I’m sure Pam is already kicking herself for choosing a phone call over her child.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Well, it was an important phone call.
Scene 451 linePam BeeslyOpen quote: I haven’t told anyone here about the mural yet. I want Jim to be the first to know. Whenever I tell him good news, he’s always like, “Beesly!” I love that. Only thing better than getting the job-- “Beesly!” (chuckles)
Scene 474 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: (cleaning up milkshake in restaurant) It barely even feels like a prank anymore.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: You missed a spot.Drive Thru CustomerOpen quote: Fire in the hole! (throwing milkshake) Go! Go! Go! Go! (tires screech)Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Ha ha! Yeah, joke’s on you buddy! They make you come back and clean it up!
Scene 489 linesNellie BertramOpen quote: I am sorry that was so awkward for you two in that meeting. But I am going to have to reassemble the youth task force.Erin HannonOpen quote: Oh, no, I really don’t think that’s a good idea.Nellie BertramOpen quote: Well, that is not your call. I made the decision. You have no choice in the matter, and everybody knows it.Pete MillerOpen quote: Well, okay, then.Erin HannonOpen quote: I guess we don’t have a choice.Nellie BertramOpen quote: Nope.Pete MillerOpen quote: yeah.Erin HannonOpen quote: Yeah.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: Lady...you never stop surprising me.
Scene 494 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: (sighs)Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: (clears throat)Dwight SchruteOpen quote: What? What was that? Did I just hear you laughing with glee?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: No. I was clearing my throat.
Scene 5043 linesMeredith PalmerOpen quote: Good night.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: NightCreed BrattonOpen quote: NightPam BeeslyOpen quote: Night, Creed.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Hey.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Hey.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: So, how’s it going?Jim HalpertOpen quote: We lost Bridgeport Capital. I have no idea what happened. It’s like everything I did, he just wouldn’t go for it.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I’m so sorry.Jim HalpertOpen quote: I have no idea where we’re gonna come up with this money, and we have to work insanely hard over the next few weeks.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: (sighs) Oh, I’m sorry. I feel like you’ve already been working insanely hard.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Can you figure out how to upload Cece’s dance recital? I definitely could use a pick-me-up.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Um, actually, funny story -- I didn’t get it. I shouldn’t have been so cocky about my rectangle-holding skills after all.Jim HalpertOpen quote: You’re not serious, are you? You didn’t get any of the recital?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: No, I got the teacher introducing them and then the applause afterwards. But not so much of the middle part.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Come on, Pam. Pam, I asked you if you could use the phone, and you swore that you knew how.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah, okay, I’m sorry. I’m sure we can get a copy. A lot of people were taping it.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh, great. So we’ll see somebody else’s kid with Cece in the background? I mean, it’s really not that hard to film a video.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Is there-- um... you want to ease up a little bit?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Look, Pam, I don’t know what to tell you. I mean, what do I do? It’s gone. That moment’s just gone. I missed it.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I don’t know, Jim -- maybe you should have been there.Jim HalpertOpen quote: You’re not serious, right? I mean, how is that fair? I’m in Philly. These are my days in Philly. You’ve agreed to this.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: You know what? I-- I-- I don’t think you want to start a conversation with me about what’s fair. Okay? This is way more intense than I ever --Jim HalpertOpen quote: Pam, I’m not explaining this to you-- Pam, I’m not going over this again.Co-workerOpen quote: Jim. We need you.Jim HalpertOpen quote: I don’t know how else to tell you, okay? I’m doing everything I can every week to bring home something...Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I am-- I am-- I am trying to make everything perfect here, okay? So that you can have everything that you want.Jim HalpertOpen quote: I’m doing this just for me? Is that what I’m doing? I’m doing it just for me. If that’s what you think, then this is a really sad night. But you know what? I got to go. Okay?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yep.Jim HalpertOpen quote: We’ll talk tomorrow?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yep. I’ll talk to you tomorrow.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Okay. I’ll talk to you tomorrow.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Bye. (quietly crying, sniffling)BrianOpen quote: Hey, you okay?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: What am I doing wrong, Brian?BrianOpen quote: Nothing. You’re doing the best you can.CameramanOpen quote: Brian.BrianOpen quote: Give her a minute. Give her a minute.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: (crying)BrianOpen quote: Hey, it’s just a tough situation, all right?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: It’s getting tougher. I just didn’t know that it was gonna be this hard.BrianOpen quote: Yeah. Let’s turn the cameras off. Seriously, guys. Enough. Enough.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Thank you.
Scene 516 linesGuyOpen quote: (on video) Fire in the hole! Go! Go! Go! Go!Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: (watching you tube video, laughing)GuyOpen quote: (on video) I nailed that guy, dude. Oh yeah.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: And replay.GuyOpen quote: (on video) Fire in the hole! Go! Go! Go! Go! I nailed that guy, dude. Oh, yeah.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: (sighs) I’m gonna miss the paper business.